third flame; [ network ]

[flameofviii]

Y'know, if I knew what you wanted me to do, Marluxia, I'd help. But you seem insistent on having this all done by your hand. But hey, have fun at your bachelorette party, okay?

As for you, Roxas, promise me there won't be any strippers at the stag party. And uh, don't let me have more than a few drinks, either. I need to be able to actually

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[eight_rules]

I don't know what the hell is going on, but you better keep it the fuck out of the apartment, Axel.

[flameofviii]

...So I guess that means I'll count you out for drinks.

[eight_rules]

... Depends on the drink. I am not having fruity-ass cocktails with you.

[flameofviii]

That's riiiiight, you like the hard drinks, don't you? I'll make sure Roxas knows so he and Zexy can pick some up.

THAT DOESN'T HELP. I'M A FIRESTARTER NOT A MINDREADER.

[flameofviii]

Who's the caterer?

THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID LAST NIGHT.

[flameofviii]

On occasion.

[projectionary]

You're getting married?

[OOC: ....placeholder because I couldn't miss this.]

[flameofviii]

Yes.

(ooc: Axel is prolly going to kill something come Monday. 8D)

[projectionary]

Oh, wow--uh, since when?

[OOC: Excuse me while I try to feel bad for him. ...nope, not working. :>]

[flameofviii]

A few months ago. It's not important.

(ooc: LOL it's payback for how he acted. 8( )

voice :: ....cursed

[a_silent_due]

Getting married? Means you need a midwife in the next two-three months.

voice; uh oh. 8)

[flameofviii]

[ A snort-laugh. ]

That's not gonna be a problem.

voice :: he is a professional midwife, k? >>!

[a_silent_due]

That's what they all say. Especially the men. Then they're knocking my door down, "Kanda, Kaaaaaaandaaaaaaaa, I need to spread my legs in your fucking face!" Tch. I'll book you for December. Get working.

voice; LMFAO

[flameofviii]

... The men?

[obliviomancy]

Or you could use the pews for support while you stagger down the aisle.

[flameofviii]

... You can be so cold sometimes.

[obliviomancy]

At least you'd make it.

And where would I even get no strippers. Got it.

1/2

[flameofviii]

Thanks, Roxas.