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[flamel_legacy]

Um…? Brother, I think there’s something… very wrong…

I'm big.

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Was big the wrong choice of words? Nng; brother might be rather upset. I'm so tall now, I must be at least a head over him. I didn't mean to become like this, though. I'm not even entirely sure it's possible, or how it occurred

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[crm_fa]

Alphonse? How are you feeling? Other than upset over the sudden height.

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[flamel_legacy]

I- I'm all right... I guess.

Brother's being here makes it better. Worse in some ways, too. [[Illegible]]

How are you?

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[crm_fa]

Well, remember, your health is important. Wouldn't want you getting sick now!

Have you talked to him about moving yet? That might be best for both of you. I can keep my eyes on you then...[[unreadable]]

Well, I'm actually doing quite well. The fruit wore offf, so I feel... sane?

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[flamel_legacy]

R-right! Why do I feel like you're not talking about a cold... [[Illegible]]

Not yet... no. We're fine at the hotel for now, and I don't want to move until I'm sure brother can handle it, and until I've told Envy we're going.

That's... a relief, Colonel. I'm glad to hear it.

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[crm_fa]

Good! Make sure you eat properly too! And force some milk down your brothers throat for me, ok?

Yeah, wouldn't want him to worry.

I told you, it's Roy, not Colonel!

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[flamel_legacy]

I don't think I'll go that far. You're acting awfull maternal, but brother won't be very greatful for that suggestion.

Mn, no. Espcially after the fuss I made.

Sorry! Brother calls you Colonel... ::Smiles.:: -- Roy. Right.

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[crm_fa]

Ahem, don't you mean paternal? Last time I checked, I was still male.

You, make a fuss? Hard to believe. A tantrum, yes, but a fuss? [[illegible]]

That's because you're brother is my subordinate! In our world at least, so he technically has to call me Colonel unless he wants to get into trouble. Since you're not in that situation, Roy is fine.

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[flamel_legacy]

No, I think I do mean maternal. I didn't mean to imply you were a woman, though, of course.

Haha! Well, I certaindly did... I was under some bizarre impression he was my enemy. I feel awfully about it.

Well, if brother calls you Colonel, I think I probably should too.

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[crm_fa]

Great... There's no way in hell I'll let them call me Mom![[illegible]]

Al... Nevermind, it would be too complicated to explain right now.

If I convince him to call me Roy, would you feel more comfortbale with calling me by my first name?

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[flamel_legacy]

Excuse me, Colonel. You're right; paternal might work as well, but I can't remember father very well. Usually maternal just means... very caring. So, thank you.

Hm? What would be?

It might be better if we both call you Colonel.

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[crm_fa]

Since you put it that way, I'll take it as a compliment. You're welcome.

He may not be your enemy, but he is my enemy.

...... I see.