Mar 26, 2005 22:14
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm journal ................. life is weird...... no idea what the fuck i should type..... ummmmmmmmm UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE ............ old farts.... OH i have 2 lighters that are fucking awesome.. i was told to update but honestly i can not think of ANYTHING to say... so here goes random psyhco babble:
The Fat Man who Loves Cake is on a Diet.
Period Cramps are like birth contractions just less painful, FUCK I AM NEVER HAVING KIDS.
Guy(thinking this to myself):I dont trust anything that can bleed for a week and still be alive, Me(still thinking to myself): IT AINT MY BLOOD BITCH.
If the bitch thinks you are a serial killer then glare, it will make her stop giving you dirty looks.
WHICH MUSHROOM!!!!
The stupid chauvinistic, pig headed, sexist bike keeps hurting my VAGINA!!!
You look like a twat.
You dont have Breastatits you only have Tits.
Cunttard, Ardtard.
I THINK I JUST LOST MY VIRGINITY TO THE BIKE!!!
If this piece of shit makes me lose my virginity i am blaming it on you..... WAIT THAT DOESNT SOUND RIGHT!!!!
The End.......