With Apologies to Depeche Mode and Dave Gahan...

[flameelf]

Whiner Mode: “THE Precious”

Precious and smelly things
Found in my wanderings...
So what would you all have me to do?

I always try to share
My Precious with all who care
Now look what you have put me through!

I cause drama
I get iffy
A rape in wildflowers
Comes back with a sniffy...
Left me so trifling
There was so little left to sell

Perfume in tiny vials:
Swapping, and all the while,
You all were just laughing at my Pain!

If you would just buy my stuff,
One swaplift is just enough
To fund my next trip to Timbuktu...

I cause drama
I get iffy
A rape in wildflowers
Comes back with a sniffy...
Left me so trifling
There was so little left to sell

I hope you learn to try
Never to make me cry...
I’ll just throw more drama after you!

I cause drama
I get iffy
A rape in wildflowers
Comes back with a sniffy...
Left me so trifling
There was so little left to sell

[Dedicated to all the lovely, lovely Ladies of BPALChat, et al...]