if you can break a law, will the law break me.

[flame_of_skye]

Damn BLOODY council of ghosts. Seriously, now, what did I do to deserve this? Some young, self obsessed, vain little ghost is now MY responsibility? One who, apparently, spends an hour every morning getting dressed, apart from the fact a) he hasn't got a corset, so no fucking excuse, mate and b) he doesn't even have clothes to choose from.

Apparently, the boy accidentally possessed someone. How do you ACCIDENTALLY possess anything? And he seems to be friendly with the Baron, which is always a good sign.

He also takes the trouble to list when and where he'll be having gratiutous sex. So I don't come bothering him. Like I would!

Seriously, why don't we make pamphlets or something? It'd make my life a lot easier.

ugh. just UGH.



...sometimes, I wish the newly dead would stay dead and save me a lot of effort.

Yes, I will leave that out of context.

Introducing 'How to be a ghost 101' by Nora.

- Yes, you can walk through walls.
- Yes, it is rude to do so in the ladies toilets.
- No, you cannot change the clothes you're wearing without mugging another ghost.
- Yes, it is surprisingly socially acceptable to do so.
- Yes, you can sleep with anything else transparent and ghost like.
- No, I am not going to explain the physics of it, just nod and accept.
- Yes, it is unspeakably rude to talk about one's death, or ask about anyone elses.
- Yes, even if they have a comedy item sticking right through their stomach.
- Yes, it is wrong to screw with the living.
- But, exceptions can be made in cases of extreme wankerness - which must be agreed upon by...anyone and everyone in a nearby circle.
- Yes, the Headless Hunt is a popular game with a lot.
- But, perhaps, it should be replaced by the head punt.
- Do not ask the Friar about God. Ever.
- Unless you like 100 years of your ears falling off.
- Fear the Council of Ghosts.
- Even if you've done nothing wrong, because on a whim, they can land you with some dickhead to look after.
- FEAR THEM!!!
- Yes, you're, in a weird sense, immortal.
- No, this does not mean you should try to re-kill yourself in creative ways.
- Yes, even though it won't make a mess on the carpet.