Eminem has a
cute butt.
I love fandom, and I also love reality. I don't think, last year, that it would have occurred to me, much as I love Wiseguy, to make up a story wherein Justin decides to take up acting and ends up in a movie with, among others, Kevin Spacey and Jim Byrnes, directed by David Burke. Cute idea, but not very plausible, ya know?
Also, I wish JC would
open a sushi bar within walking distance of my apartment instead, since the one we have isn't anything to write home about and I really, really want sushi.