If your girl only knew
So yea i'm gonna be dorothy for halloween. Here's the link to the picture to kinda get an idea of what i'm talking about.
http://www.partycity.com/images/full/costumes/pc_541_MISS-DOROTHY.jpg
I just wanna be cute this year.. and i love to be different.. and wut's cuter than dorothy?! lol.... ooooo! and next year i wanna be lil red riding hood, imma rock tha mess outta that costume. lol. And just to mix things up the next year imma be a sumo wrestler. yesssssssss... sweeeeeeeett.. lol
It sucks tho cuz wilma's bitch ass came and took out our lights and the wait for gas is like a slow death.. So i don't know about any halloween parties.. I just wanted to go to my aunts party.. Nothing crazy but i had plans!!! lol. But electricity sure is a sweeetttt luxury.. oh how i missed music.. nice, comforting, beautiful music... Although i must admit the days in da dark brought the fams together.. me and the fams played rumikub for hours! I love my aunts and mom's laugh.. I swear my aunt should be Santa clause's wife.. She'd be perfect! Her laugh and just over all look is that cool. It was nice all the candle light and laughing over silly things.. i didn't miss electricity almost at all. Except when it came to food.. We almost ran out.. that sucked.. but i could live off my noodles for another 12 days.. lol.. yessssssssss...
oh and the weather? it's freaking nice! Winter is here so we have the cool air.. mmmmm.. Can't wait to bust out with the winter clothes.. hell yess.. lol.. It's getting hotter... son-of-a-bitch.. ("curse you sun!!!" *shakes fist towards sun*)
Dear Cupid,
WHERE THE HELL IS YOUR FAT ASS AT!?!?!?!? THERE'S NO FUCKING BREAKS YOU LOSER!!! SANTA WORKS ALL YEAR LONG MAKING GIFTS, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU? Cuz i haven't fallen in love yet.. i've been waiting to get tackled by you but no!!!!!! All your arrows miss! YOU FUCKING SUCK AT AIMING! you hit the ugly 4'2'' mexican right by me tho! jeezz! you always hit the defenseless mexicans by me! YOUR RACIST!!! WHERE'S MY ARROW YOU STINGY BASTARD!!!
Sincerely,
Never Been Hit
Karen
http://www.partycity.com/images/full/costumes/pc_541_MISS-DOROTHY.jpg
I just wanna be cute this year.. and i love to be different.. and wut's cuter than dorothy?! lol.... ooooo! and next year i wanna be lil red riding hood, imma rock tha mess outta that costume. lol. And just to mix things up the next year imma be a sumo wrestler. yesssssssss... sweeeeeeeett.. lol
It sucks tho cuz wilma's bitch ass came and took out our lights and the wait for gas is like a slow death.. So i don't know about any halloween parties.. I just wanted to go to my aunts party.. Nothing crazy but i had plans!!! lol. But electricity sure is a sweeetttt luxury.. oh how i missed music.. nice, comforting, beautiful music... Although i must admit the days in da dark brought the fams together.. me and the fams played rumikub for hours! I love my aunts and mom's laugh.. I swear my aunt should be Santa clause's wife.. She'd be perfect! Her laugh and just over all look is that cool. It was nice all the candle light and laughing over silly things.. i didn't miss electricity almost at all. Except when it came to food.. We almost ran out.. that sucked.. but i could live off my noodles for another 12 days.. lol.. yessssssssss...
oh and the weather? it's freaking nice! Winter is here so we have the cool air.. mmmmm.. Can't wait to bust out with the winter clothes.. hell yess.. lol.. It's getting hotter... son-of-a-bitch.. ("curse you sun!!!" *shakes fist towards sun*)
Dear Cupid,
WHERE THE HELL IS YOUR FAT ASS AT!?!?!?!? THERE'S NO FUCKING BREAKS YOU LOSER!!! SANTA WORKS ALL YEAR LONG MAKING GIFTS, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU? Cuz i haven't fallen in love yet.. i've been waiting to get tackled by you but no!!!!!! All your arrows miss! YOU FUCKING SUCK AT AIMING! you hit the ugly 4'2'' mexican right by me tho! jeezz! you always hit the defenseless mexicans by me! YOUR RACIST!!! WHERE'S MY ARROW YOU STINGY BASTARD!!!
Sincerely,
Never Been Hit
Karen