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Let us leave the beautiful women to men with no imagination. ~Marcel Proust
You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. ~Dave Barry, "Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn"´
Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue. ~Hermione Gingold