Про ЭТО
Интервью забавное, немного устаревшее, 2004 год от Рождества Христова, но все равно содержанию это не грозит. Как одна озабоченная журналистка (Hyppönen Enbuske Experience, прибалты, небось) допрашивала Рихарда про его "первый раз". Можно и перевести, но авторский стиль чтоб не утерять...
Katri:You were 13 when you had first time sex, is that correct?
Richard:: Yeah, 13. I always said that first time, it has to be love, and I had these huge feelings for this girl and... She was older than me... But we never really experienced it together. So it was kind of hard thing, first time. In East-Germany they didn't have any kind of books, you know, to explain. Nobody told me what to do! So I was kind of experimenting in a way, you know. But it was afterwards I figured out...
Katri:(laughs) Having just the image in my head, you know, how do you figure out, like "Ok, I have this here, um, where should I put it?"
Richard:Exactly, it was something like that. I didn't know if I had to use my hands or... You know.
Katri:Has your show changed a lot from the time you weren't so popular?
Richard:It is a different show right now, actually. We have different stage sets, so it's bigger, because we're playing in bigger places.
Katri:Bigger is better. (laughs)
Richard:Ehm... Is it?
Katri:Size matters.
Richard:But not the lengths, right? Why are you so interested about sex life?
Ну и потом какая-то мудня про моногамию..
Вот так. Детство было бедное в Восточной Германии, компьютеров не было, книжек "Секс для чайников" тем более.
Просто убила фраза "But not the lengths, right?". Понимай как хочешь.
Katri:You were 13 when you had first time sex, is that correct?
Richard:: Yeah, 13. I always said that first time, it has to be love, and I had these huge feelings for this girl and... She was older than me... But we never really experienced it together. So it was kind of hard thing, first time. In East-Germany they didn't have any kind of books, you know, to explain. Nobody told me what to do! So I was kind of experimenting in a way, you know. But it was afterwards I figured out...
Katri:(laughs) Having just the image in my head, you know, how do you figure out, like "Ok, I have this here, um, where should I put it?"
Richard:Exactly, it was something like that. I didn't know if I had to use my hands or... You know.
Katri:Has your show changed a lot from the time you weren't so popular?
Richard:It is a different show right now, actually. We have different stage sets, so it's bigger, because we're playing in bigger places.
Katri:Bigger is better. (laughs)
Richard:Ehm... Is it?
Katri:Size matters.
Richard:But not the lengths, right? Why are you so interested about sex life?
Ну и потом какая-то мудня про моногамию..
Вот так. Детство было бедное в Восточной Германии, компьютеров не было, книжек "Секс для чайников" тем более.
Просто убила фраза "But not the lengths, right?". Понимай как хочешь.