Writer's Block: End of the World as We Know It

May 01, 2009 05:43

As a rule, I always answer this question with Ice first, in homage to what might be my favorite poem ever (even if the beat or rhyme scheme is a little unusual).

Secondly, I would argue that zombies would be caused by a supervirus, so there.

Thirdly, we're all going to die of overpopulation long before any of that ever has a chance of happening. Our little planet was designed to handle 1, maybe 1.5 billion people. We're up to seven now, right? Yeah. It's no damn wonder we're all obsessed with the apocalypse.

To all you internet crazies out there, with your conspiracy theories and what have you, I believe that if there is a "shadow government" trying to knock us all off, good for them. This planet doesn't need more people.

Of course, this makes the most viable response of the given nukes, but we have enough safety in place to prevent that from being a major problem. So, I guess we'll just have to see.

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