for none of these reasons...
Because I need to reflect the blackness in my very soul
Because life is bleak, and dark
Because my tribe demands it
Because I am Goth
Because I am colourblind
Because on the day I was born, a curse was laid upon me, that over time all clothes I own would slowly lose their colour, becoming darker and darker...
Because, well, you ever hear that camp song "black socks they never get dirty, the longer you wear them..."? I thought "why not my whole wardrobe?"
Because it has been imparted to me, by angels on high, that whenever I wear bright colours, domokun kills a kitten.
Because I am a Gaiman Fanboy of the first degre.
Because I have a death wish, and am secretly trying to get hit by cars when I bike at night.
Because I have a death wish, and am secretly trying to get hit by cars when I walk at night.
Because all the happy sunshine filled stores run by unicorn riding pixies refuse to sell to me. Bastards.
Because my cult demands it
Because I like hiding in shadows.
Because then the shadows don't notice I'm not one of them.
Because I am one with the shadows.
Because I am secretly a ninja.
Because it is my secret gang colours.
Because I am hiding my identity as the Dread Pirate Roberts.
Because I will deny the spectrum conspiracy another victim
Because then I know when to replace my clothes - when they start to turn blue, purple, etc.
Because it is the colour of choice for badasses, obviously.
Because I am lazy.
....ok. Well. Maybe that last one.
Because life is bleak, and dark
Because my tribe demands it
Because I am Goth
Because I am colourblind
Because on the day I was born, a curse was laid upon me, that over time all clothes I own would slowly lose their colour, becoming darker and darker...
Because, well, you ever hear that camp song "black socks they never get dirty, the longer you wear them..."? I thought "why not my whole wardrobe?"
Because it has been imparted to me, by angels on high, that whenever I wear bright colours, domokun kills a kitten.
Because I am a Gaiman Fanboy of the first degre.
Because I have a death wish, and am secretly trying to get hit by cars when I bike at night.
Because I have a death wish, and am secretly trying to get hit by cars when I walk at night.
Because all the happy sunshine filled stores run by unicorn riding pixies refuse to sell to me. Bastards.
Because my cult demands it
Because I like hiding in shadows.
Because then the shadows don't notice I'm not one of them.
Because I am one with the shadows.
Because I am secretly a ninja.
Because it is my secret gang colours.
Because I am hiding my identity as the Dread Pirate Roberts.
Because I will deny the spectrum conspiracy another victim
Because then I know when to replace my clothes - when they start to turn blue, purple, etc.
Because it is the colour of choice for badasses, obviously.
Because I am lazy.
....ok. Well. Maybe that last one.