Bitchcakes!
Holy Crap I've been Naughty! And good! wow. I really up the ante on this naughty/nice thing.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Thursday I turned bl4ck_r4v3n in for running naked in the mall (3 points). Last Tuesday I gave philfoglio a kidney (1000 points). Last Tuesday I helped soshimyk hide a body (-173 points). In July I committed genocide... Sorry about that, cbcookie (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-3842 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
flaede
Apparently not even giving a Kidney to Phil Foglio is enough to compensate for random genocide (or not so random, Sorry about that). But at least I wasn't streaking in the mall!
um, yeah, but, umm.... at least I wasn't as bad as those teenie-boppers smoking behind the Domo...
They tried to convince the Mormons At The Bus Stop to buy them smokes. I find this extremely funny.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Thursday I turned bl4ck_r4v3n in for running naked in the mall (3 points). Last Tuesday I gave philfoglio a kidney (1000 points). Last Tuesday I helped soshimyk hide a body (-173 points). In July I committed genocide... Sorry about that, cbcookie (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-3842 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
flaede
Apparently not even giving a Kidney to Phil Foglio is enough to compensate for random genocide (or not so random, Sorry about that). But at least I wasn't streaking in the mall!
um, yeah, but, umm.... at least I wasn't as bad as those teenie-boppers smoking behind the Domo...
They tried to convince the Mormons At The Bus Stop to buy them smokes. I find this extremely funny.