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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month unexpectedsmirk and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In August I stole banksie312's purse (-30 points). Last Friday I set sandwhich_cooki's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Saturday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In May I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (634 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
fkmiller