Joke
A lovely lady walks into a Mercedes dealership. She
browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks
over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine
leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very
embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if
anyone had noticed her little accident. She turns
back, and there, standing next to her, is a salesman.
"Good day, Ma'am. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price
of this lovely vehicle?"
He answers, "Ma'am, if you farted just touching it,
you are going to shit when you hear the price."
browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks
over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine
leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very
embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if
anyone had noticed her little accident. She turns
back, and there, standing next to her, is a salesman.
"Good day, Ma'am. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price
of this lovely vehicle?"
He answers, "Ma'am, if you farted just touching it,
you are going to shit when you hear the price."