The Rules of Shopping at A&F
I took this off a group on Facebook and I find it to be hilarious...It's even funnier if you work at Abercrombie and Fitch.
The Rules:
children:
- do not run around screaming or rolling around in your heelies or i WILL yell at you and you will cry on the way out the door.
- do not bring your ice cream cones into my store if you do not know how to eat them or i will tell you to leave because i am not going to clean up your mess.
- do not jump on the chairs or climb on the fixtures or i will scream at you.
- do not think that you can fit the clothes and get shorts that you have to keep pulling up because you do not realize that my store is not for you.
prositots:
- do not come into my store with your concave breasts and aeropostale purses filled with nothing but notes from your mother and cvs lip gloss.
- actually, just do not come into my store at all. you make me sick thinking you are entitled to wear clothing from a&f. limited too is right down the hall.
fat boys wearing tennis shoes & glasses & are shopping with your mother:
- do not look at me as you enter my store and then tell your mother to ask me where the shirt i am wearing is located so you can just get a larger size to cover up your gluttony and end up wearing it without any sense of a&f style.
ghetto kids:
- do not come into my store and think you can "rock" a t-shirt or pair of jeans.
- do not act like animals and walk around the store thinking that you own the place...because you don't i do.
- do not waste your time applying or asking for a job...you will not get hired.
- do not laugh at people when they are actually working and making money and they ask you how you are doing. they are being nice and you should be grateful they even greet you in the first place.
- TAKE A LOOK AT THE FRONT OF THE STORE. THERE IS NOTHING GHETTO ABOUT IT SO DO NOT COME IN.
fat-asses:
- you can't fit our clothes...just keep walking.
- do not wear men's clothing. they are MEN'S clothing if you didn't understand that.
parents and senior citizens:
- just give your children money and tell them to behave themselves while in the store. please do not come inside unless you are aware that the music is loud and that we will not turn it down JUST for you.
- do not complain about how short the shorts are...most of the people that buy the shorts have the body to wear them and look gorgeous wearing them. just because your kids cannot fit them does not mean that they are "degrating"
- do not ask me for kids sizes...it is not a kids store.
- do not complain. period. this is a store for a generation younger than your own and we can handle the atmosphere.
- do not pull my forms' pants up...they are meant to be low.
- do not try on clothes. this store is for teenagers and the thought of you even trying on our clothes is disgusting.
for everyone:
- do not touch my forms. they are to be left alone and looked at.
- if you see someone folding clothes, do not go near whatever they are folding until they are done and then you will ask them to get a size for you.
- do not mess up piles. we work hard on them and get pissed when you fuck them up.
- do not scream to your friends what shirt you have in the same color, thinking that i will recruit you. i actually do not care what shirt you have i already own them all and will only recruit you if you are pretty.
kthx.
The Rules:
children:
- do not run around screaming or rolling around in your heelies or i WILL yell at you and you will cry on the way out the door.
- do not bring your ice cream cones into my store if you do not know how to eat them or i will tell you to leave because i am not going to clean up your mess.
- do not jump on the chairs or climb on the fixtures or i will scream at you.
- do not think that you can fit the clothes and get shorts that you have to keep pulling up because you do not realize that my store is not for you.
prositots:
- do not come into my store with your concave breasts and aeropostale purses filled with nothing but notes from your mother and cvs lip gloss.
- actually, just do not come into my store at all. you make me sick thinking you are entitled to wear clothing from a&f. limited too is right down the hall.
fat boys wearing tennis shoes & glasses & are shopping with your mother:
- do not look at me as you enter my store and then tell your mother to ask me where the shirt i am wearing is located so you can just get a larger size to cover up your gluttony and end up wearing it without any sense of a&f style.
ghetto kids:
- do not come into my store and think you can "rock" a t-shirt or pair of jeans.
- do not act like animals and walk around the store thinking that you own the place...because you don't i do.
- do not waste your time applying or asking for a job...you will not get hired.
- do not laugh at people when they are actually working and making money and they ask you how you are doing. they are being nice and you should be grateful they even greet you in the first place.
- TAKE A LOOK AT THE FRONT OF THE STORE. THERE IS NOTHING GHETTO ABOUT IT SO DO NOT COME IN.
fat-asses:
- you can't fit our clothes...just keep walking.
- do not wear men's clothing. they are MEN'S clothing if you didn't understand that.
parents and senior citizens:
- just give your children money and tell them to behave themselves while in the store. please do not come inside unless you are aware that the music is loud and that we will not turn it down JUST for you.
- do not complain about how short the shorts are...most of the people that buy the shorts have the body to wear them and look gorgeous wearing them. just because your kids cannot fit them does not mean that they are "degrating"
- do not ask me for kids sizes...it is not a kids store.
- do not complain. period. this is a store for a generation younger than your own and we can handle the atmosphere.
- do not pull my forms' pants up...they are meant to be low.
- do not try on clothes. this store is for teenagers and the thought of you even trying on our clothes is disgusting.
for everyone:
- do not touch my forms. they are to be left alone and looked at.
- if you see someone folding clothes, do not go near whatever they are folding until they are done and then you will ask them to get a size for you.
- do not mess up piles. we work hard on them and get pissed when you fuck them up.
- do not scream to your friends what shirt you have in the same color, thinking that i will recruit you. i actually do not care what shirt you have i already own them all and will only recruit you if you are pretty.
kthx.