googling gone wrong
As if the psoriasis ad wasn't bad enough, I had to go and google Jack and Jill (it was kind of a stream of consciousness thing). I came across this...
Now, for those of you who share a name with a nursery rhyme character, you'll understand why this is so disturbing to me. I was tortured in 6th grade with all sorts of obscene variations on Jack and Jill's jaunt up the hill. And now this.
Why are they balancing on the edge of an oyster shell and poking at mutant gelatin? What does Jack, Jill, the hill and their pail have to do with gelatin, anyway?? And why is Jill's skirt doing a Marilyn Monroe flip??? For god's sake, she's too young to be putting those moves on Jack!
It's just all so wrong.
Now, for those of you who share a name with a nursery rhyme character, you'll understand why this is so disturbing to me. I was tortured in 6th grade with all sorts of obscene variations on Jack and Jill's jaunt up the hill. And now this.
Why are they balancing on the edge of an oyster shell and poking at mutant gelatin? What does Jack, Jill, the hill and their pail have to do with gelatin, anyway?? And why is Jill's skirt doing a Marilyn Monroe flip??? For god's sake, she's too young to be putting those moves on Jack!
It's just all so wrong.