Letter to Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In October I turned tilottamaa in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). Last Thursday I helped devi_diva hide a body (-173 points). In August I helped kuchipie across the street (6 points). In May I set tehrashminator's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-236 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
fizzwizz23
Rofl i set tehrashminator's puppy on fire lmaofao