Good... but weird
Everyone is wrong. Every last one of you is totally confused, and so I am here to clear things up for you.
First and foremost, I am not an "8." After a certain hot blonde girl made a comment, I decided to take a little poll. The average is in the 8-9 range, and I'm sorry, but thats just not the case. I am a 6, at best. On a bad day, you're looking at a 4. From here on out, that is the standard. Keep it in mind when making future decisions.
Second, where are all of you getting this "great guy" crap from. I dont have a productive job, I'm not well read, highly literate, extrememly attractive or any of the qualities people tend to look for. I haven't taken up any causes, I dont care about endangered species... I'm a jerk in reality. Despite all of that, this girls gone for me, my buddy just had a heart to heart with me wherein he told me what a great guy I am, her dad seems taken with me, the head boat captain has been lathering me with praise and I got a letter from some random couple on my boats telling me how great I am. I dont get it! Whatever I have done, you all fell for it. Thats great, I have you all tricked, now stop it! Its all too confusing.
I hope that has made things crystal clear... or at list firmly muddy.
First and foremost, I am not an "8." After a certain hot blonde girl made a comment, I decided to take a little poll. The average is in the 8-9 range, and I'm sorry, but thats just not the case. I am a 6, at best. On a bad day, you're looking at a 4. From here on out, that is the standard. Keep it in mind when making future decisions.
Second, where are all of you getting this "great guy" crap from. I dont have a productive job, I'm not well read, highly literate, extrememly attractive or any of the qualities people tend to look for. I haven't taken up any causes, I dont care about endangered species... I'm a jerk in reality. Despite all of that, this girls gone for me, my buddy just had a heart to heart with me wherein he told me what a great guy I am, her dad seems taken with me, the head boat captain has been lathering me with praise and I got a letter from some random couple on my boats telling me how great I am. I dont get it! Whatever I have done, you all fell for it. Thats great, I have you all tricked, now stop it! Its all too confusing.
I hope that has made things crystal clear... or at list firmly muddy.