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im home from magaluf! twas awsum! rele rele amazin! lol was well sad to leave :P
the plane there was funni, me saz n hayls sat next to eachother n shared a room, n gillian n amanda were sittin behind us, n this rele loud laldy woamn sat next to them n chatted all da way rele loud, n was givin gill her tampax n dirrohea pills to hold n stuf while she tried to find ear plugs n dat, twas so funni, then gill broke her fan n she was like 'uh u broke it ya fanny! give me it bak!' lol was sooo hillarious! got to our hotel fine n went straight to da bach 4 a bit of sunbathin b4 dinner. drank in the hotel bar n then to the local bar, where this seth guy gave us tiny wee penisis to put on our straws n he's like 'dats a seth penis, cuz its the size of mine'' lol, not the best thing to say :P lol. then went to jokers, a rele cool bar where there was this guy ashley who was welsh n so sound, lol, saw him like everynite n he knew all our names, went there last nite n he wa slike 'girls where u been?! aint seen ya in ages!'' lol we watched big brother in bar 29 too n saw pete win! soo good! so went away a wonder n ended up at the sling shot, me n hayls went on it n twas soooo good! lol well fun! was rele drunk tho so i dnt rele member much bout it but we have a dvd to remember it by n tis sooo funni! lol. omg almost forgot, we went down the beach n all decided to go skinny dipping! lol twas sooo funni! kept fallin over! sea was so cosy tho! n the police put search lights on us n stuf n like we were runnin away n sum people took fotos n then we shobed clothes bak on n me n gillian realised me n her had lost our shoes! lol n she kept sayin 'mine were £30!' n im like 'mine were only 10, but i liked them!' so then we're wokin along n realise the police stil have a search light on us so we jus pretend to wok up to the path n sit on a wall n they soon go away, then we wok bak along the beach n we found our shoes! jus as we met 'amanda n dat' lol.
on saturday we jus spent the day by the pool n manda n saz went n bot a huge rubber ring! loved it! lol. whilst me n saz were fannyin bout in it we met travis from new zealand (spelt it right htis time) n then in the after noon we went to the beach n we were busy lus soakin up the sun n this woman cums along n ses 'fruit?!' n we're like 'no thanks' n she ses 'jus try sum' so she shoves sum melon n pineapple at us n we eat it then she cuts us 2 slices of melon, one pineallpe n one water melon n then ses to me '9 euro' n im all like 'fuch sake dats dear' n then i cough up all da money we have on us, then she turns to sara n ses '9 euro' lol n we all kinda shouted 'EACH?!!!' lol n saz had takin a bite n wa slik e'u want it bakl?' lol we had no money at all! n gillian coodnt memberhow to say sorry in spanish so we were jus sittin there like 'shit, shes gonna stab us' lol i jus kinda shrugged n she woked away in a huff, was sooo funni!
on sunday we went to the water park which was soo good too! all da rides were cool, the one like the black hole was soo scary! n gillian went on the like almost verticle yellow one! sooo scary! n the wave pool was good, n i was bein a whale in this other wee pool :P n there was these huge buckets dat filled wif water n tipped all over u, so good n refreshing!gililan went home early at nite wen we were out cuz she got food poisoning from muscles dat she ate! poor chick, felt rele bad for her throwin up n stuf for da next few days! danced a lot in bars dat nite, sang karaoke too n hayls left early so me, saz n maz decided to go skinny dippin agen :P n then these 2 guys came over n sat on our bench n threatened to steal our stuf, lol but they were nice n didnt bother n left us to it, lol. then we wondered bak all wet to mandas room n we sat on da balcony laughin n muckin bout n there was these 'laldy bastards' next door to us who were sooo fuckin loud n kept tokin to us, altho they were italian n we had no idea wat they were saying, but yeh a search light appeared on our balcony n the next thing i answer a knock at da door n tis 2 security guards! lol. n i totally crapped it, n we sed twas d aguys next door makin noise, so they got told off n the security guys were like 'big noise' lol n they left, twas so funni! so we went inside cuz the laldy bastards next door were stil bangin on da walls to tok to us :P
on monday we lounged by the pool as per wif travis n jay n got to know them then we went to jokers, bar 29 and panama jakcs (dat right ladies?) n then onto the foam party at BCM where we met the guys! twas sooo awsum! foam fightin n gettin soakin n chokin n hayls pulling! n all this banter! loved it! left at bout 4.30 n went to mc'Ds as per n then i got ma foto taken on a carisel, lol the pic is hillarious! lol. travis n jay came knockin on our doors ar 6.30am but only gillian heard but cuz she didnt know dats who it was she never answered, da rest of us fell asleep :P lol.
on tuesday i woke up with the worst hang over ever! ma stomach was totally killin me beyond belief! manda n gill n saz went shoppin but i was in no fit state so me n hayls went n lay by the pool, i fell asleep in ma rubber ring n kinda woke up n heard hayls sayin 'no dont, shes not feelin well' n then this cold stuff hittin ma arm, so i open ma eyes n travis is drippin ma water on me! lol. after a while i felt better, manda n dat came bak n we all mucked bout int he pool all day n in the rubber ring! the guys went home dat nite, twas kinda sad since we jus got to know them! stayed in dat nite n acted out a story from a magazine which was fuckin hillarious! n gillians in da middle of acting out her drivin a car n then one of da italian guys form next door sticks his head round the balcony n she got such a fright n screamed n jumped out her seat! lol n i got it all on the video camera :P so good!
on wednesday we went shopping to potri pi! lol wat a name. gill saw the Zara n got rele excited, so we all bot sum clothes n stuf n ate ice cream n mcdonalds, hayls had 3 mcd's dat day lol! i only had 2! lol. n there was these spanish guys dat kept starin all da time like da hwole week n sayin 'hello pretty girls' n stuf twas funni n one had a mullet, n so we called him mullet man, n one asked gillian if we wanted to go to palma in his car with them dat nite, lol, eh no, so she jumped in the pool to get away :P oh n mullet man saw saras boobs wen they acidentaly popped out lol. cood not stop laughin! on our way bak to the hotel we met guys from saltcoats dat gillian n dat knew, oh yeh at BCM on monday we met kerry russel n tuesday n tracy! weird!
on thursday we got up early n sunbathed by the pool to make the most of our last day! n bout 20 of these bloody loud guys dressed in lifeguard stuf turned up on a stag do, the guy getitn married was dressed in a swin suit wif a wig n was pamela anderson, they were soo funni n pissed at 10am already n there was this black guy wif wel cool soft crazy hair toked to us a lot, he was like 39 n we all felt so young :P went to the beach for a bit too n wondered the shops n came bak to the pool n played volley ball, we were jus gettin good as we had to go home, typical! lol. then we packed n went out for dinner to a pizzeria place. saw the stag do guys dat nite too, lol. we also went for a chinese on like tues nite too i think, so good. dat nite we went to our usual jokers to say bye to ashley, twas sad, got a picture wif him, n then we went to bar 29 n then left n jus wondered bout the streets n stuf, n went bak to da hotel.
2day we had to leave! twas sad! this big fat east kilbride guy we met too sed bye to us n sum others they'd met, he was sooo funni! lol. twas sad! me n manda n hayls slept sprawled all over eachother on da plane bak too :P n we arrived finally bak in the rain! task!
quotes -
'oooh chris de burgh' (however u spell it :P)
'shit in shells'
gracious
girrrl
'flew on a plane from larrrgs'
plate sucker
''this yours?..no..ci..no..ci..no, this one'' (gill points to the case at the very bottom of the pile, que the guy ''no no no, this one urs'' n gils like 'ok watever, ci'' lol
mullet man
the spanish laldy bastards (who turned out to be italian)
''look at me im like a whale''
''9 euro...EACH?''
'skiiner the peegon'
'saras got a jiggly bot'
'mummy fix'
gillians touchin her croth agen
'i thot guys from south africa were ment to b hot?'
'did u jus get married?'
'4 stone'
'sorry stacy'
'who's dat guy? he looks bout 65'...'dats jay!' lol....annoyin hyls bout him 'ok guys give me a break'...'ok u got 5 minutes, run!'
ok think dats all! i've probs forgotten like soo much tho, lol. thanx for a great holiday ladies! loved it! cnt wait til next yeer!
love ya's xxxxxxxxx
the plane there was funni, me saz n hayls sat next to eachother n shared a room, n gillian n amanda were sittin behind us, n this rele loud laldy woamn sat next to them n chatted all da way rele loud, n was givin gill her tampax n dirrohea pills to hold n stuf while she tried to find ear plugs n dat, twas so funni, then gill broke her fan n she was like 'uh u broke it ya fanny! give me it bak!' lol was sooo hillarious! got to our hotel fine n went straight to da bach 4 a bit of sunbathin b4 dinner. drank in the hotel bar n then to the local bar, where this seth guy gave us tiny wee penisis to put on our straws n he's like 'dats a seth penis, cuz its the size of mine'' lol, not the best thing to say :P lol. then went to jokers, a rele cool bar where there was this guy ashley who was welsh n so sound, lol, saw him like everynite n he knew all our names, went there last nite n he wa slike 'girls where u been?! aint seen ya in ages!'' lol we watched big brother in bar 29 too n saw pete win! soo good! so went away a wonder n ended up at the sling shot, me n hayls went on it n twas soooo good! lol well fun! was rele drunk tho so i dnt rele member much bout it but we have a dvd to remember it by n tis sooo funni! lol. omg almost forgot, we went down the beach n all decided to go skinny dipping! lol twas sooo funni! kept fallin over! sea was so cosy tho! n the police put search lights on us n stuf n like we were runnin away n sum people took fotos n then we shobed clothes bak on n me n gillian realised me n her had lost our shoes! lol n she kept sayin 'mine were £30!' n im like 'mine were only 10, but i liked them!' so then we're wokin along n realise the police stil have a search light on us so we jus pretend to wok up to the path n sit on a wall n they soon go away, then we wok bak along the beach n we found our shoes! jus as we met 'amanda n dat' lol.
on saturday we jus spent the day by the pool n manda n saz went n bot a huge rubber ring! loved it! lol. whilst me n saz were fannyin bout in it we met travis from new zealand (spelt it right htis time) n then in the after noon we went to the beach n we were busy lus soakin up the sun n this woman cums along n ses 'fruit?!' n we're like 'no thanks' n she ses 'jus try sum' so she shoves sum melon n pineapple at us n we eat it then she cuts us 2 slices of melon, one pineallpe n one water melon n then ses to me '9 euro' n im all like 'fuch sake dats dear' n then i cough up all da money we have on us, then she turns to sara n ses '9 euro' lol n we all kinda shouted 'EACH?!!!' lol n saz had takin a bite n wa slik e'u want it bakl?' lol we had no money at all! n gillian coodnt memberhow to say sorry in spanish so we were jus sittin there like 'shit, shes gonna stab us' lol i jus kinda shrugged n she woked away in a huff, was sooo funni!
on sunday we went to the water park which was soo good too! all da rides were cool, the one like the black hole was soo scary! n gillian went on the like almost verticle yellow one! sooo scary! n the wave pool was good, n i was bein a whale in this other wee pool :P n there was these huge buckets dat filled wif water n tipped all over u, so good n refreshing!gililan went home early at nite wen we were out cuz she got food poisoning from muscles dat she ate! poor chick, felt rele bad for her throwin up n stuf for da next few days! danced a lot in bars dat nite, sang karaoke too n hayls left early so me, saz n maz decided to go skinny dippin agen :P n then these 2 guys came over n sat on our bench n threatened to steal our stuf, lol but they were nice n didnt bother n left us to it, lol. then we wondered bak all wet to mandas room n we sat on da balcony laughin n muckin bout n there was these 'laldy bastards' next door to us who were sooo fuckin loud n kept tokin to us, altho they were italian n we had no idea wat they were saying, but yeh a search light appeared on our balcony n the next thing i answer a knock at da door n tis 2 security guards! lol. n i totally crapped it, n we sed twas d aguys next door makin noise, so they got told off n the security guys were like 'big noise' lol n they left, twas so funni! so we went inside cuz the laldy bastards next door were stil bangin on da walls to tok to us :P
on monday we lounged by the pool as per wif travis n jay n got to know them then we went to jokers, bar 29 and panama jakcs (dat right ladies?) n then onto the foam party at BCM where we met the guys! twas sooo awsum! foam fightin n gettin soakin n chokin n hayls pulling! n all this banter! loved it! left at bout 4.30 n went to mc'Ds as per n then i got ma foto taken on a carisel, lol the pic is hillarious! lol. travis n jay came knockin on our doors ar 6.30am but only gillian heard but cuz she didnt know dats who it was she never answered, da rest of us fell asleep :P lol.
on tuesday i woke up with the worst hang over ever! ma stomach was totally killin me beyond belief! manda n gill n saz went shoppin but i was in no fit state so me n hayls went n lay by the pool, i fell asleep in ma rubber ring n kinda woke up n heard hayls sayin 'no dont, shes not feelin well' n then this cold stuff hittin ma arm, so i open ma eyes n travis is drippin ma water on me! lol. after a while i felt better, manda n dat came bak n we all mucked bout int he pool all day n in the rubber ring! the guys went home dat nite, twas kinda sad since we jus got to know them! stayed in dat nite n acted out a story from a magazine which was fuckin hillarious! n gillians in da middle of acting out her drivin a car n then one of da italian guys form next door sticks his head round the balcony n she got such a fright n screamed n jumped out her seat! lol n i got it all on the video camera :P so good!
on wednesday we went shopping to potri pi! lol wat a name. gill saw the Zara n got rele excited, so we all bot sum clothes n stuf n ate ice cream n mcdonalds, hayls had 3 mcd's dat day lol! i only had 2! lol. n there was these spanish guys dat kept starin all da time like da hwole week n sayin 'hello pretty girls' n stuf twas funni n one had a mullet, n so we called him mullet man, n one asked gillian if we wanted to go to palma in his car with them dat nite, lol, eh no, so she jumped in the pool to get away :P oh n mullet man saw saras boobs wen they acidentaly popped out lol. cood not stop laughin! on our way bak to the hotel we met guys from saltcoats dat gillian n dat knew, oh yeh at BCM on monday we met kerry russel n tuesday n tracy! weird!
on thursday we got up early n sunbathed by the pool to make the most of our last day! n bout 20 of these bloody loud guys dressed in lifeguard stuf turned up on a stag do, the guy getitn married was dressed in a swin suit wif a wig n was pamela anderson, they were soo funni n pissed at 10am already n there was this black guy wif wel cool soft crazy hair toked to us a lot, he was like 39 n we all felt so young :P went to the beach for a bit too n wondered the shops n came bak to the pool n played volley ball, we were jus gettin good as we had to go home, typical! lol. then we packed n went out for dinner to a pizzeria place. saw the stag do guys dat nite too, lol. we also went for a chinese on like tues nite too i think, so good. dat nite we went to our usual jokers to say bye to ashley, twas sad, got a picture wif him, n then we went to bar 29 n then left n jus wondered bout the streets n stuf, n went bak to da hotel.
2day we had to leave! twas sad! this big fat east kilbride guy we met too sed bye to us n sum others they'd met, he was sooo funni! lol. twas sad! me n manda n hayls slept sprawled all over eachother on da plane bak too :P n we arrived finally bak in the rain! task!
quotes -
'oooh chris de burgh' (however u spell it :P)
'shit in shells'
gracious
girrrl
'flew on a plane from larrrgs'
plate sucker
''this yours?..no..ci..no..ci..no, this one'' (gill points to the case at the very bottom of the pile, que the guy ''no no no, this one urs'' n gils like 'ok watever, ci'' lol
mullet man
the spanish laldy bastards (who turned out to be italian)
''look at me im like a whale''
''9 euro...EACH?''
'skiiner the peegon'
'saras got a jiggly bot'
'mummy fix'
gillians touchin her croth agen
'i thot guys from south africa were ment to b hot?'
'did u jus get married?'
'4 stone'
'sorry stacy'
'who's dat guy? he looks bout 65'...'dats jay!' lol....annoyin hyls bout him 'ok guys give me a break'...'ok u got 5 minutes, run!'
ok think dats all! i've probs forgotten like soo much tho, lol. thanx for a great holiday ladies! loved it! cnt wait til next yeer!
love ya's xxxxxxxxx