What do CJ and Big Bird Have in Common?
I love this scene. It's only maybe 40 seconds, there's no dialogue, but it's freaking hilarious. It's like a massive extension of the joke about CJ's Secret Service code-name (Flamingo). Anyway, they're not from the scene, but here are the Big Bird jokes:
Will: What do CJ and Big Bird have in common?
CJ: This'll be fun, 'cause no one's ever made a joke about me and Big Bird before.
Will: Your heads are in Ohio and your feet are in Florida.
CJ: I don’t know, Charlie, C.J. and Big Bird are so tall that what?
Charlie: When you do cartwheels...
CJ: ... we kick God in the chin. When we trip on a rock we hit our heads on the moon, when we do push-ups we burn our backs on the sun.
Charlie: And you read the Tall Street Journal.
CJ: Go away.
