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I rocked the vote. It took me 35 minutes. I blame you democrats because y'all got whiny when you couldn't figure out the punch cards, so we had to spend all those millions on the electronic machines which y'all are now bitching about because you think they can be hacked by the 'evil' secretary of state and of which the 97 year-old farmers in my precinct have never seen nor heard of so that every single one of said farmers required assistance to cast their ballots costing me travel time so that I was late for work, delayed doing my civic duty, a chore which seems to be in vain because the same dummies who couldn't figure out how to stick a stylus through a piece of paper are going to elect anti-competition social welfare types to *my* home state because you republicans let governor taft be a useless and corrupt lame duck for 4 years; therefore, I am angry today and disappointed with humanity and writing the world's longest sentence because of it.