Ah, retail

May 10, 2008 21:21

Every so often people of such low intelligence come into my store that I am amazed that they were able to handle opening the doors to get in. Though, in this case, I didn't see the person come in, so maybe someone held the door for her. I'd say it's highly probable given what I suspect her IQ is.

She approaches me and asks about our door mats. I start directing her to the front of the store where all our outdoor stuff is located. She says she has seen all those and states she wants a patriotic door mat. At this point I am confused. I work in a store that states specifically "Imports" in the name and prominently displayed on our sign and building. She starts acting a bit like a shit head stating she can't believe we don't have patriotic door mats and wants to know what type of store are we that we don't carry patriotic merchandise.

It is at this point that I look her straight in the eye and tell her what type of store we are. An IMPORT store. This means that all of our merchandise comes from overseas. You know, IMPORTS.

Honestly, how ignorant can a person be?
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