Он знал довольно по латинице
Захотелось побаловаться гиперлипограммой. Стихотворение целиком написано в латинской раскладке клавиатуры, но использованы только заглавные буквы, написание которых близко к написанию букв кириллицы. Кроме того, я, возможно малодушно, дал себе согласие на использование цифры 3, начертание которой во многих шрифтах близко с буквой З, маленького игрека, похожего на маленькое у, а также на равенство е = ё. Все остальные желания считать разные символы похожими я в себе героически задавил. Итого, использованы только 14 букв русского языка.
KPOXA EHOT. CKA3KA MyyP B MOEM TEKCTE.
3ATEMHO BCTAB,
MAMA B KyCTAX
MOET HOCOK.
CKOPO PACCBET,
A B CXPOHAX HET
(KPOME OCOK)
PAKOB, KOHCEPB,
CKPOMEH PE3EPB.
B HOPKE, PE3OB,
KPOXA PACTET,
BCE y3HAET -
BO3PACT TAKOB.
MAMA 3OBET:
"KPOXA EHOT,
3ABTPAKA CPOK.
PAK B OCHOBHOM
TAM, 3A MOCTOM.
HA Ky3OBOK!"
KPOXA HE TPyC -
PAKOB 3A yC
TACKAET OH.
HO BOT MAKAK
CEET B HEM CTPAX:
"CO BCEX CTOPOH
TAM TEMHOTA.
TAM, y MOCTA
OMyT, A B HEM
HEKTO B PEKE,
MEP3OK, B TOCKE.
BCE TAM yMPEM!"
KPOXA HE TPyC -
3HAET OH BKyC
CXBATOK: "TOMy
HOC-TO CBEPHy,
yXO KyCHy,
KAMHEM - B KOPMy!"
AX, OH XBACTyH!
BCTAB HA MOCTy
3AMEP EHOT:
TOT, KTO B PEKE,
C KAMHEM B PyKE
3BEPEM PEBET.
OH HAyTEK,
OH 3A KyCTOK -
K MAME B HOPy:
"3A PEKy - BCE!
TAM CO... CO... CO
CTPAXy yMPy!"
MAMA B OTBET
KPOXE COBET:
"OX, COCyHOK!
CMEX, A HE CTPAX,
CBET, A HE MPAK,
TAKT, HE HACKOK -
BOT OH CEKPET.
B KOM TAKTA HET,
BKyCEH KyCOK
yTPOM HE ECT,
PAKOB 3AMECT -
BETOK OCOK".
B TPEMOPE, XMyP,
CHOBA HA KyPC
B Ty CTOPOHy
KPOXA BCTAET.
CTPEMHO! AH, BOT -
KOPM HA KOHy!
CyXO HyTPO,
yXO BOCTPO,
HOC HA BETPy -
HEPB-TO B CTPyHy!
"HET, HE CTPyXHy,
HE 3AOPy!"
CyPOB yPOK
yCBOEH B CPOK -
KPOXA yMEH!
HE HA KOHTP-AKT,
A HA KOHTAKT
HACTPOEH OH.
B3MAXOM XBOCTA,
BBEPX KPAEM PTA -
3HAK "CBOEMy" -
KPOXA METHET,
B3OPOM CBEPKHET
B OMyT TOMy.
HEPBEH MOMEHT,
OTBETCTBEHEH -
KAK TOT B OTBET?
HO - BOT TE HA! -
TAET CTEHA.
BEPEH COBET!
MAMA HE BPET -
BPA3 BCE BEPHET
TAKT BO CTOKPAT.
KPOXA EHOT
MACTEP OCTPOT -
TOT B AKKyPAT
PABEH EMy -
BOBCE HE XMyP,
A XOXOTyH:
XOXMy BBEPHET -
BETEP HECET
CMEX 3A BEPCTy.
3APEBA CPOK,
KPACEH BOCTOK -
BOT KPACOTA!
KPOXA HECET
PAKOB - OXOT
3HAET MECTA.
XBOCT OKyHET
B OMyT, COMKHET
C TEM, KTO B PEKE.
HET CTPAXA B HEM -
C TEM OH 3HAKOM
HAKOPOTKE!
KPOXA EHOT. CKA3KA MyyP B MOEM TEKCTE.
3ATEMHO BCTAB,
MAMA B KyCTAX
MOET HOCOK.
CKOPO PACCBET,
A B CXPOHAX HET
(KPOME OCOK)
PAKOB, KOHCEPB,
CKPOMEH PE3EPB.
B HOPKE, PE3OB,
KPOXA PACTET,
BCE y3HAET -
BO3PACT TAKOB.
MAMA 3OBET:
"KPOXA EHOT,
3ABTPAKA CPOK.
PAK B OCHOBHOM
TAM, 3A MOCTOM.
HA Ky3OBOK!"
KPOXA HE TPyC -
PAKOB 3A yC
TACKAET OH.
HO BOT MAKAK
CEET B HEM CTPAX:
"CO BCEX CTOPOH
TAM TEMHOTA.
TAM, y MOCTA
OMyT, A B HEM
HEKTO B PEKE,
MEP3OK, B TOCKE.
BCE TAM yMPEM!"
KPOXA HE TPyC -
3HAET OH BKyC
CXBATOK: "TOMy
HOC-TO CBEPHy,
yXO KyCHy,
KAMHEM - B KOPMy!"
AX, OH XBACTyH!
BCTAB HA MOCTy
3AMEP EHOT:
TOT, KTO B PEKE,
C KAMHEM B PyKE
3BEPEM PEBET.
OH HAyTEK,
OH 3A KyCTOK -
K MAME B HOPy:
"3A PEKy - BCE!
TAM CO... CO... CO
CTPAXy yMPy!"
MAMA B OTBET
KPOXE COBET:
"OX, COCyHOK!
CMEX, A HE CTPAX,
CBET, A HE MPAK,
TAKT, HE HACKOK -
BOT OH CEKPET.
B KOM TAKTA HET,
BKyCEH KyCOK
yTPOM HE ECT,
PAKOB 3AMECT -
BETOK OCOK".
B TPEMOPE, XMyP,
CHOBA HA KyPC
B Ty CTOPOHy
KPOXA BCTAET.
CTPEMHO! AH, BOT -
KOPM HA KOHy!
CyXO HyTPO,
yXO BOCTPO,
HOC HA BETPy -
HEPB-TO B CTPyHy!
"HET, HE CTPyXHy,
HE 3AOPy!"
CyPOB yPOK
yCBOEH B CPOK -
KPOXA yMEH!
HE HA KOHTP-AKT,
A HA KOHTAKT
HACTPOEH OH.
B3MAXOM XBOCTA,
BBEPX KPAEM PTA -
3HAK "CBOEMy" -
KPOXA METHET,
B3OPOM CBEPKHET
B OMyT TOMy.
HEPBEH MOMEHT,
OTBETCTBEHEH -
KAK TOT B OTBET?
HO - BOT TE HA! -
TAET CTEHA.
BEPEH COBET!
MAMA HE BPET -
BPA3 BCE BEPHET
TAKT BO CTOKPAT.
KPOXA EHOT
MACTEP OCTPOT -
TOT B AKKyPAT
PABEH EMy -
BOBCE HE XMyP,
A XOXOTyH:
XOXMy BBEPHET -
BETEP HECET
CMEX 3A BEPCTy.
3APEBA CPOK,
KPACEH BOCTOK -
BOT KPACOTA!
KPOXA HECET
PAKOB - OXOT
3HAET MECTA.
XBOCT OKyHET
B OMyT, COMKHET
C TEM, KTO B PEKE.
HET CTPAXA B HEM -
C TEM OH 3HAKOM
HAKOPOTKE!