pairings meme!
These Christmas days are so slow I can waste my time on stuff like multifandom memes.. Gacked from chriek!
These are all based on how I feel right now - fandoms are so on/off for me sometimes that if I did this a week from now, some answers would be totally different.
Also, WTF is it with this meme and "shipping" used as a synonym for "pairing". Ah well.
Top 10 Shippings Overall
1.) Ron/Hermione - See, the fact is that I had fandoms before HP (duh) but I wasn't too ship-focused with any of them, at least in hindsight. So that increases and pretty much makes R/Hr the number one on this list.
2.) Ron/Harry - I had my Harry/Draco fangirl period (oh, definitely) but really this was my original HP slash pairing and the one I still read.
3.) Booth/Brennan - Like I said before, mood-based but seriously, these two are such love one wouldn't believe.
4.) Guy/Caroline - Yeah, fightin' the fandom OTP, every damn day.
5.) Han/Leia - So old school, such love.
6.) Tim/Dawn - I'm sorry but they still own Jim/Pam like nothing.
7.) George Michael/Maeby - To continue with comedy pairings and to keep this list a "would read any promising fic with this pairing" list. Awkward teenagers for teh win.
8.) Theodore/Neville - hackthis influence. It's totally fanon, of course, but damn if those two aren't linked in my head nowadays.
9.) Shin/Chaegyung - Goong love. Yeah, that much love.
10.) Beecher/Keller - Let me just go with this mood-based thing, alright?
Top 5 Love Triangles/Threesomes
01. Ron/Hermione/Harry - So totally yes.
02. Mac/Caroline/Guy - Seriously. They should just all do it in a big, weird pile.
03. Narrator/Marla/Tyler - Perfect, fucked up.
04. Aizen/Hinamori/Hitsugaya - I love everything that went on with these three.
05. Rohit/Aman/Naina - Because I just couldn't come up with anything better. And because, hey, there's humping, even if I don't like the film.
Top 5 Canon Pairings
01. Ron/Hermione - Yep, yep.
02. Faramir/Eowyn - Oh guess why RoTK is my favourite book out of the trilogy. Guess.
03. Beecher/Keller - Damn right, skippy.
04. Alan/Boyce - Is it really canon? Do I care?
05. Mr Orange/Mr White - Canoness questionable but it deserves a mention all the same.
Top 5 “Not my favorite, but they’re very nice alternate choices” Shippings (though actually, these are favourites)
01. Harry/Luna - If Harry has to be straight, I'd rather be it with this girl.
02. Mac/Caroline - I think Caroline/Guy is much hotter but these two are also adorable like nothing else.
03. Dwight/Michael - I don't know what this would be alternate to but djfhjf LOVE.
04. Zack/Jack - Unloved but the only plausible Bones slash pairing in my eyes. TOTALLY.
05. Molly/Arthur - Yeah, really. People just don't write them right. I stick to that opinion.
Top 5 Pedophilic Shippings (Because we all have them...) - Er, no, only you, fucking anime fandoms. I'll use this as my "kinda wrong but I still ship them" column..
01. Kenpachi/Yachiru - But not sexually until she magically grows up or something.
02. Aizen/Hinamori - Oh so totally.
03. Near/L - Oh yeah.
04. Hiro/Ando - So maybe I don't entirely see teh gay in here but I still want to. Hmm.
05. Fred/George - I'm normally really against incest but for some peculiar reason I totally let this pairing off that hook.
Top 5 "wtf that makes no sense... but I LOVE it!" Shippings
01. Theodore/Neville - See the first list.
02. James/Peter - There's an inkling of sense in here but oh man. My favourite Marauders pairing. Betrayal is better than sex.
03. Ichigo/Zangetsu - Soul slayer luv! Because I'd do them both.
04. Auron/Lulu - Well, it does make sense. Really weird sense, but still.
05. Tim/Said - It does kind of make sense except they're so straight it hurts but omfg, the eye-fucking and the conflict, roooock.
Top 5 Crossover Shippings
01. Sue White/Steve from Coupling - Because the actors are married in real life, liek omg.
02. Ichigo/Ron - Hot, redheaded guys. YES.
03. Guy/GOB - I would die from the awesome of this pairing or just this encounter being written.
04. Dwight/Gareth - They could talk army and be totally non-gay together.
05. Beecher/Elliott from L&O:SVU - I think I've seen this written. Liek duhh.
Top 5 “I just don’t feel what everyone else is feelin’” Shippings
01. Harry/Draco - I had that phase. I got over and now I just don't get it anymore.
02. Harry/Ginny - I re-read HBP some time back and that reconfirmed my opinion of these two.
03. Hodgins/Angela - I like it. But love? Gee, I dunno...
04. Peter/Claire - I sorta get it. But ..no huge love, nah.
05. Peter/Nathan - See above. See also: WTF incest.
Top 5 "I hope these die" Shippings
01. Harry/Snape - Seriously, ew.
02. Harry/Hermione - No thanks.
03. Hodgins/Booth - Hey, I'm a huge slash fangirl. And yet I'm like "WTF WTF WTF?!?" over this one.
04. Martin/Caroline - Martin needs to get over it. Really.
05. Cloud/Tifa - Maybe die is a strong word but gahhh. I have bad experience with shippers of this pairing.
My own additions:
Top 5 Bollywood jodis (Very mood-based!)
1. SRK-Kajol - I know you're all sick of these two being toasted as teh best everrr omg. But what can I say, they *are* number uno for me.
2. Saif-Akshay - Yeah, really.
3. Dharmendra-Hema - I'll watch anything with these two.
4. Guru Dutt-Waheeda Rehman - Fire in black-and-white.
5. Aamir-Juhi - Cuteness warning required.
Top 5 Bollywood pairings (note the difference!)
1. Raj/Simran from DDLJ - *shrugs* Sorry, that movie is magical in my eyes. Abso-fucking-lutely.
2. Veeru/Basanti from Sholay - Classic, never gets old, hilarious, adorable.
3. Rehan/Zooni from Fanaa - Yes, really. Nothing beats a blind girl with a terrorist. Nothing. Period.
4. Lallan/Shashi from Yuva - Dysfunctional, angsty, perfect.
5. This one I actually have to leave blank because there are some very equal contenders.
Hm. Well, that was a nice way to waste time.
These are all based on how I feel right now - fandoms are so on/off for me sometimes that if I did this a week from now, some answers would be totally different.
Also, WTF is it with this meme and "shipping" used as a synonym for "pairing". Ah well.
Top 10 Shippings Overall
1.) Ron/Hermione - See, the fact is that I had fandoms before HP (duh) but I wasn't too ship-focused with any of them, at least in hindsight. So that increases and pretty much makes R/Hr the number one on this list.
2.) Ron/Harry - I had my Harry/Draco fangirl period (oh, definitely) but really this was my original HP slash pairing and the one I still read.
3.) Booth/Brennan - Like I said before, mood-based but seriously, these two are such love one wouldn't believe.
4.) Guy/Caroline - Yeah, fightin' the fandom OTP, every damn day.
5.) Han/Leia - So old school, such love.
6.) Tim/Dawn - I'm sorry but they still own Jim/Pam like nothing.
7.) George Michael/Maeby - To continue with comedy pairings and to keep this list a "would read any promising fic with this pairing" list. Awkward teenagers for teh win.
8.) Theodore/Neville - hackthis influence. It's totally fanon, of course, but damn if those two aren't linked in my head nowadays.
9.) Shin/Chaegyung - Goong love. Yeah, that much love.
10.) Beecher/Keller - Let me just go with this mood-based thing, alright?
Top 5 Love Triangles/Threesomes
01. Ron/Hermione/Harry - So totally yes.
02. Mac/Caroline/Guy - Seriously. They should just all do it in a big, weird pile.
03. Narrator/Marla/Tyler - Perfect, fucked up.
04. Aizen/Hinamori/Hitsugaya - I love everything that went on with these three.
05. Rohit/Aman/Naina - Because I just couldn't come up with anything better. And because, hey, there's humping, even if I don't like the film.
Top 5 Canon Pairings
01. Ron/Hermione - Yep, yep.
02. Faramir/Eowyn - Oh guess why RoTK is my favourite book out of the trilogy. Guess.
03. Beecher/Keller - Damn right, skippy.
04. Alan/Boyce - Is it really canon? Do I care?
05. Mr Orange/Mr White - Canoness questionable but it deserves a mention all the same.
Top 5 “Not my favorite, but they’re very nice alternate choices” Shippings (though actually, these are favourites)
01. Harry/Luna - If Harry has to be straight, I'd rather be it with this girl.
02. Mac/Caroline - I think Caroline/Guy is much hotter but these two are also adorable like nothing else.
03. Dwight/Michael - I don't know what this would be alternate to but djfhjf LOVE.
04. Zack/Jack - Unloved but the only plausible Bones slash pairing in my eyes. TOTALLY.
05. Molly/Arthur - Yeah, really. People just don't write them right. I stick to that opinion.
Top 5 Pedophilic Shippings (Because we all have them...) - Er, no, only you, fucking anime fandoms. I'll use this as my "kinda wrong but I still ship them" column..
01. Kenpachi/Yachiru - But not sexually until she magically grows up or something.
02. Aizen/Hinamori - Oh so totally.
03. Near/L - Oh yeah.
04. Hiro/Ando - So maybe I don't entirely see teh gay in here but I still want to. Hmm.
05. Fred/George - I'm normally really against incest but for some peculiar reason I totally let this pairing off that hook.
Top 5 "wtf that makes no sense... but I LOVE it!" Shippings
01. Theodore/Neville - See the first list.
02. James/Peter - There's an inkling of sense in here but oh man. My favourite Marauders pairing. Betrayal is better than sex.
03. Ichigo/Zangetsu - Soul slayer luv! Because I'd do them both.
04. Auron/Lulu - Well, it does make sense. Really weird sense, but still.
05. Tim/Said - It does kind of make sense except they're so straight it hurts but omfg, the eye-fucking and the conflict, roooock.
Top 5 Crossover Shippings
01. Sue White/Steve from Coupling - Because the actors are married in real life, liek omg.
02. Ichigo/Ron - Hot, redheaded guys. YES.
03. Guy/GOB - I would die from the awesome of this pairing or just this encounter being written.
04. Dwight/Gareth - They could talk army and be totally non-gay together.
05. Beecher/Elliott from L&O:SVU - I think I've seen this written. Liek duhh.
Top 5 “I just don’t feel what everyone else is feelin’” Shippings
01. Harry/Draco - I had that phase. I got over and now I just don't get it anymore.
02. Harry/Ginny - I re-read HBP some time back and that reconfirmed my opinion of these two.
03. Hodgins/Angela - I like it. But love? Gee, I dunno...
04. Peter/Claire - I sorta get it. But ..no huge love, nah.
05. Peter/Nathan - See above. See also: WTF incest.
Top 5 "I hope these die" Shippings
01. Harry/Snape - Seriously, ew.
02. Harry/Hermione - No thanks.
03. Hodgins/Booth - Hey, I'm a huge slash fangirl. And yet I'm like "WTF WTF WTF?!?" over this one.
04. Martin/Caroline - Martin needs to get over it. Really.
05. Cloud/Tifa - Maybe die is a strong word but gahhh. I have bad experience with shippers of this pairing.
My own additions:
Top 5 Bollywood jodis (Very mood-based!)
1. SRK-Kajol - I know you're all sick of these two being toasted as teh best everrr omg. But what can I say, they *are* number uno for me.
2. Saif-Akshay - Yeah, really.
3. Dharmendra-Hema - I'll watch anything with these two.
4. Guru Dutt-Waheeda Rehman - Fire in black-and-white.
5. Aamir-Juhi - Cuteness warning required.
Top 5 Bollywood pairings (note the difference!)
1. Raj/Simran from DDLJ - *shrugs* Sorry, that movie is magical in my eyes. Abso-fucking-lutely.
2. Veeru/Basanti from Sholay - Classic, never gets old, hilarious, adorable.
3. Rehan/Zooni from Fanaa - Yes, really. Nothing beats a blind girl with a terrorist. Nothing. Period.
4. Lallan/Shashi from Yuva - Dysfunctional, angsty, perfect.
5. This one I actually have to leave blank because there are some very equal contenders.
Hm. Well, that was a nice way to waste time.