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from doubtful_salmon.
Choose twelve characters, then answer the questions under the link. Do not look at the questions beforehand.
1. Guy Secretan (Green Wing)
2. Basanti (Sholay)
3. Narrator (Fight Club)
4. Rukia (Bleach)
5. Ron Weasley (Harry Potter)
6. L (Death Note)
7. Gob Bluth (Arrested Development)
8. Bernard Black (Black Books)
9. Arthur Dent (H2G2)
10. Elena (Final Fantasy VII)
11. David Hodges (CSI)
12. Jeff (Coupling)
1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subjects would they teach? (L or Hodges)
Oh, L, definitely. Smartest kid in the world? Yeah, he could teach a class or two. Of course, he'd be the weirdest teacher ever. He could teach any class, really. Hmm, Hodges, on the other hand.. Ha, Snark 101.
2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? Rukia is ..well, she's very pretty. I wouldn't say hot. I'd say cute. Very cute. :)
3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed? Jeff ...and Bernard Black. Wow, that's like my Britcom heaven. Or hell. Jeff would send Bernard to discover something enormously perverted and Bernard would look at him funny, send Manny to do it for him and stay at the shop and read a good book while drinking wine and yelling at a picture of Manny (since Manny would be out). Then Manny would return, not having completed Jeff's mission but he did manage to buy a new hair clip, after which Bernard would throw a book at him or something. So now, it would not succeed.
4. What is or would be 9's favorite book? Hahaha, Arthur's favourite book (or rather, the only book he's ever found proper, life-rescuing purpose for) is Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around? Basanti and L. Hah, Basanti wouldn't swear fealty to anyone. Then again, neither would L, probably. They'd make a good pair, though. The other one always talking, the other one hardly ever.
6. For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10? Ron & Arthur & Elena.. Well, Ron would totally be hot for Elena. Arthur, not so much. Then again, he'd consider Arthur because living with a bloke might be easier. Then he realises that Arthur is kind of a sad chap and would be no fun at all. So he goes with Elena, who would not like Ron, but would still have to cope with the situation because of some dire need for an apartment.
7. 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss? Oh man. Basanti, Gob and Jeff. Basanti wouldn't trust anything but Indian food so they'd go to an Indian restaurant. Gob would attempt to hit on her ("So.. Which part of Mexico did you illegally immigrate from?"), as would Jeff, probably, only he'd be just as unsuccessful as Gob, and before the bill Basanti would've probably given the two guys a piece of her mind and stormed out of the restaurant. Jai Ram Ji!
8. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens? Hahaha, Narrator and Elena. It would be Fight Club style, and Elena would kick his ass. The conclusion? A ground rule to Fight Club is added: "The VERY FIRST rule of Fight Club is, no girls allowed at Fight Club." Because they will kick your ass six ways from Sunday.
9. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would (s)he get it back? Guy stealing Bernard's most precious possession? What would that be? Bernard would probably send Manny to do it. Or then, go to the hospital (and hate it) and mistake Dr Caroline Todd for Fran and act mean towards her. Or alternatively, go the hospital with Fran and have Guy mistake Fran for Caroline and then have Caroline see this, at which point my brain would just explode.
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire. Gob ..and Jeff. Hmm. "Incredible and Completely Unconnected Incidents, Or How Jeff Got His Neck Permanently Stuck on the Universal VAA (Visual Access Angle) and How Michael Bluth Stopped Being Better Than His Brother Gob". It's totally catchy!
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together? Guy and Rukia? Hmm. I can't turn anyone into a Hollow because as mean as Guy is, he wouldn't actually kill anyone, even if they were a Hollow. I think he'd just say something like, "Tell you what, love, you deal with the monster and I'll meet you after work in the pub, and pretend you don't have the body of a 10 year old girl, alright?"
12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along? Me and Gob? Hahahaha. No. I'd get angry at him trying to do something like hit on my mother or get lighter fluid all over my room. The bastard!
13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be? The Narrator... Make him tell me his real name, dammit.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11? Hodges! Not enough people. remarked should, she'd be fantastic at it. amazonqueenkate does. Her fic is gooood.
15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be? Basanti, Rukia, Ron. I think she'd be on Rukia's side. She wouldn't trust Ron. Because Ron is weird and British.
16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle? Hmm, I can't remember what Elena DOES yell when she attacks. Dammit.
17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose? Uhh.. the Black Books theme song? Love that tune.
18. 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it? Guy, L and Jeff. Hoboy. Guy would get it if he manages to insult the other two quick enough. L could get it just by sheer wit but in the end, Jeff gets it because he says something so incredibly WTF the other two are blown away by the sheer weirdness of Jeff's logic.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10? Basanti, on Elena? Whoa, femslash! Basanti doesn't need pick-up lines. She will ramble until the person is so sick of her talking that they will kiss her.
20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for? Ronald? Oh, Quidditch Hooliganism. In spirit of H/Hr shipping, I was gonna say spousal abuse (AS A JOKE, people!), hahaha. Seriously, though? Killing anyone in the process of defending Harry. :(
21. What is 6's secret? L? HIS REAL NAME ARGDKGCSDKFG WHYYYYYY.
22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first? Arthur and Hodges? Probably Arthur. He has more experience in running for his life than Hodges.
23."1 (Guy Secretan) and 9 (Arthur Dent) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's (Rukia) sinister secret organization. 11 (David Hodges) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 (David Hodges) is actually a spy for 4 (Rukia). Meanwhile, 4 (Rukia) has kidnapped 12 (Jeff) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Ron Weasley), they seek out 3 (Narrator), who gives them what they need to complete their quest." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
... Right.
Title: I Never Got the Hang Of Thurdays, Or Wednesdays, Or Weekdays in General, Really
I like long titles.
People who might read it because they know all or most of the fandoms: naroona, yanhe ...myself?
The writer could only be me. And the fic would, quite frankly, suck. Though I like the idea of Guy and Hodges communicating, and Rukia being evil. And Jeff being kidnapped by her. Select quotes from fic:
Jeff (to Rukia): Were you in that hentai I read once?
Hodges (after they find out he's a spy): I got transferred there from my last job. Said I had an attitude problem.
Guy: Okay, Bent, let's do this thing.
Arthur: It's 'Dent', actually.
Guy (ignoring Arthur): Yeah, well, don't expect to get the laydees in that robe and pyjamas style. You look like a grandpa who pees himself a lot.
24. If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8? Gob or Bernard?! Gah, chivalry is dead if you look at these two. I'd go for Gob. He could do smoke magic tricks if someone would try to attack us.
Well, that was fun.
Choose twelve characters, then answer the questions under the link. Do not look at the questions beforehand.
1. Guy Secretan (Green Wing)
2. Basanti (Sholay)
3. Narrator (Fight Club)
4. Rukia (Bleach)
5. Ron Weasley (Harry Potter)
6. L (Death Note)
7. Gob Bluth (Arrested Development)
8. Bernard Black (Black Books)
9. Arthur Dent (H2G2)
10. Elena (Final Fantasy VII)
11. David Hodges (CSI)
12. Jeff (Coupling)
1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? What subjects would they teach? (L or Hodges)
Oh, L, definitely. Smartest kid in the world? Yeah, he could teach a class or two. Of course, he'd be the weirdest teacher ever. He could teach any class, really. Hmm, Hodges, on the other hand.. Ha, Snark 101.
2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? Rukia is ..well, she's very pretty. I wouldn't say hot. I'd say cute. Very cute. :)
3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed? Jeff ...and Bernard Black. Wow, that's like my Britcom heaven. Or hell. Jeff would send Bernard to discover something enormously perverted and Bernard would look at him funny, send Manny to do it for him and stay at the shop and read a good book while drinking wine and yelling at a picture of Manny (since Manny would be out). Then Manny would return, not having completed Jeff's mission but he did manage to buy a new hair clip, after which Bernard would throw a book at him or something. So now, it would not succeed.
4. What is or would be 9's favorite book? Hahaha, Arthur's favourite book (or rather, the only book he's ever found proper, life-rescuing purpose for) is Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around? Basanti and L. Hah, Basanti wouldn't swear fealty to anyone. Then again, neither would L, probably. They'd make a good pair, though. The other one always talking, the other one hardly ever.
6. For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10? Ron & Arthur & Elena.. Well, Ron would totally be hot for Elena. Arthur, not so much. Then again, he'd consider Arthur because living with a bloke might be easier. Then he realises that Arthur is kind of a sad chap and would be no fun at all. So he goes with Elena, who would not like Ron, but would still have to cope with the situation because of some dire need for an apartment.
7. 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss? Oh man. Basanti, Gob and Jeff. Basanti wouldn't trust anything but Indian food so they'd go to an Indian restaurant. Gob would attempt to hit on her ("So.. Which part of Mexico did you illegally immigrate from?"), as would Jeff, probably, only he'd be just as unsuccessful as Gob, and before the bill Basanti would've probably given the two guys a piece of her mind and stormed out of the restaurant. Jai Ram Ji!
8. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens? Hahaha, Narrator and Elena. It would be Fight Club style, and Elena would kick his ass. The conclusion? A ground rule to Fight Club is added: "The VERY FIRST rule of Fight Club is, no girls allowed at Fight Club." Because they will kick your ass six ways from Sunday.
9. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would (s)he get it back? Guy stealing Bernard's most precious possession? What would that be? Bernard would probably send Manny to do it. Or then, go to the hospital (and hate it) and mistake Dr Caroline Todd for Fran and act mean towards her. Or alternatively, go the hospital with Fran and have Guy mistake Fran for Caroline and then have Caroline see this, at which point my brain would just explode.
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire. Gob ..and Jeff. Hmm. "Incredible and Completely Unconnected Incidents, Or How Jeff Got His Neck Permanently Stuck on the Universal VAA (Visual Access Angle) and How Michael Bluth Stopped Being Better Than His Brother Gob". It's totally catchy!
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together? Guy and Rukia? Hmm. I can't turn anyone into a Hollow because as mean as Guy is, he wouldn't actually kill anyone, even if they were a Hollow. I think he'd just say something like, "Tell you what, love, you deal with the monster and I'll meet you after work in the pub, and pretend you don't have the body of a 10 year old girl, alright?"
12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along? Me and Gob? Hahahaha. No. I'd get angry at him trying to do something like hit on my mother or get lighter fluid all over my room. The bastard!
13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be? The Narrator... Make him tell me his real name, dammit.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11? Hodges! Not enough people. remarked should, she'd be fantastic at it. amazonqueenkate does. Her fic is gooood.
15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be? Basanti, Rukia, Ron. I think she'd be on Rukia's side. She wouldn't trust Ron. Because Ron is weird and British.
16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle? Hmm, I can't remember what Elena DOES yell when she attacks. Dammit.
17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose? Uhh.. the Black Books theme song? Love that tune.
18. 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it? Guy, L and Jeff. Hoboy. Guy would get it if he manages to insult the other two quick enough. L could get it just by sheer wit but in the end, Jeff gets it because he says something so incredibly WTF the other two are blown away by the sheer weirdness of Jeff's logic.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10? Basanti, on Elena? Whoa, femslash! Basanti doesn't need pick-up lines. She will ramble until the person is so sick of her talking that they will kiss her.
20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for? Ronald? Oh, Quidditch Hooliganism. In spirit of H/Hr shipping, I was gonna say spousal abuse (AS A JOKE, people!), hahaha. Seriously, though? Killing anyone in the process of defending Harry. :(
21. What is 6's secret? L? HIS REAL NAME ARGDKGCSDKFG WHYYYYYY.
22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first? Arthur and Hodges? Probably Arthur. He has more experience in running for his life than Hodges.
23."1 (Guy Secretan) and 9 (Arthur Dent) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's (Rukia) sinister secret organization. 11 (David Hodges) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 (David Hodges) is actually a spy for 4 (Rukia). Meanwhile, 4 (Rukia) has kidnapped 12 (Jeff) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Ron Weasley), they seek out 3 (Narrator), who gives them what they need to complete their quest." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
... Right.
Title: I Never Got the Hang Of Thurdays, Or Wednesdays, Or Weekdays in General, Really
I like long titles.
People who might read it because they know all or most of the fandoms: naroona, yanhe ...myself?
The writer could only be me. And the fic would, quite frankly, suck. Though I like the idea of Guy and Hodges communicating, and Rukia being evil. And Jeff being kidnapped by her. Select quotes from fic:
Jeff (to Rukia): Were you in that hentai I read once?
Hodges (after they find out he's a spy): I got transferred there from my last job. Said I had an attitude problem.
Guy: Okay, Bent, let's do this thing.
Arthur: It's 'Dent', actually.
Guy (ignoring Arthur): Yeah, well, don't expect to get the laydees in that robe and pyjamas style. You look like a grandpa who pees himself a lot.
24. If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8? Gob or Bernard?! Gah, chivalry is dead if you look at these two. I'd go for Gob. He could do smoke magic tricks if someone would try to attack us.
Well, that was fun.