BASICALLY, this is what happened: someone finally got yelled at for their horrible photoshop skills and that obsession with the limo, so they went, "OH YEAH? YOU WANT BETTER PROMOS? I'LL SHOW YOU MY PROMO."
IT IS THE ONLY EXPLANATION.
And today is the last day to sign up for that other ficathon on
bleighton_squee (Christmas exchange!) It shouldn't get in the way of the other one unless you're me. Which you're not, because I'm me and I'm sitting right here in my chair. So you see how there is no flaw in my logic.