fifth step up.

[fivetongued]

Che. So we're back on the oh-so lovely pile of failure, and without all the hot island broads. You dipshits here seem to like torturing me, eh? At least I got to fuck one before they kicked me out of the damn whorehouse. We'd pro'lly be better off not even getting vacations, for all the wanting the memories'll bring. Fuck. I'm gonna be wishing I

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[chevyskates]

Well damn, ain't you the nicest guy I ever met.

[fivetongued]

Aww, thanks, sweetie! 'Preciate the compliment.

[snicker]

[chevyskates]

Yeeeah. Def'nitely the nicest guy I ever met. Next thing you'll be sayin' ya shit rainbows.

[fivetongued]

If ya want me to, honey, I'll see what I can do. Of course, that's assumin' you let me fuck you up~

[chevyskates]

Pass.

[fivetongued]

Pfft.

I'd do it anyway if I really wanted to, bitch. You look like the kind'a girl who'd squirm ♥

[chevyskates]

Nah, I'd be the one that breaks y'nose and burns y'dick off.

[fivetongued]

Oh, I doubt you'd get that far before I broke your pretty neck, woman.

[chevyskates]

I dunno, asshole, I'm a pretty fast kid.

[fivetongued]

You really wanna push your luck?~

[chevyskates]

Fuck, y'think I'm gonna waste electricity on a dickhole like you?