oo5; we'll go where the chalk-white arrows go // VIDEO

[fivestepsahead]

[ There's nothing for a moment before you get a very proper shot of Bruce. He's tiny with floofy hair and huge blue eyes, and he's looking at the camera very solemnly. And he's been all commanding. ]

Everyone please listen! I have lost my adultHis name is Jim! He's kind of tall and skinny and he has high cheekbones and stuff. Sometimes he wears a

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[with_discipline]

[SWEET SURAK a small human with a vocabulary, T'Pol is impressed and wants to be friends study him.]

Have you discovered him?

[fivestepsahead]

I found him! [ Pause. ] Or well, he returned me to anyway.

[with_discipline]

That is fortunate. Did you find what he was meant to give you?

[fivestepsahead]

No. He's being disobedient.

Do you always talk like that?

[with_discipline]

Talk like what?

[fivestepsahead]

Oh, you don't do it anymore!

[with_discipline]

I don't understand.

[fivestepsahead]

Talking all formal-like! [ He makes a wiggly motion with his arm and a twisty motion with his body. He's trying to pretend to put on a suit. It doesn't really work. ]

You talk like the people in the board meetings Daddy has to attend.

[with_discipline]

[She just. Stares at that motion. What the hell is he doing, she thought he was normal D:]

I speak appropriately.

[fivestepsahead]

[ HE'S A KID SHHHH and he sucks at acting. It'll take another fifteen more years or so. ]

Oh... kay.

What's your name?

[with_discipline]

[Sigh. Humans. :c]

T'Pol.

[fivestepsahead]

.... Te-Pool? [ /MANGLES ]

I'm Wayne. [ Lowers voice, puffs out chest. ] Bruce Wayne.

[with_discipline]

T'Pol. [IT'S COOL, SHE'LL JUST CORRECT HIM. :| an arch an eyebrow at the chest puffing.]

[fivestepsahead]

T'Pol.

It's a cool name! What country are you from?

[with_discipline]

[Pft county, what.] I live outside Shi'Kahr.

[fivestepsahead]

Shee-Kar? Is that in Asia?

[ Then he remembers! He met an alien before! ]

Or are you an alien? [ All hushed and excited. ]