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So this man knocks on the door of a church.
"Excuse me, I'm looking for my brother."
"I'm not a brother, I'm the father."
"Father I need a job!"
"Can you ring bells?"
"Can I ring bells? Watch this!"
So they go up to the tower and the man runs, jumps, and smashes his face into the bell.
BONNNG!
"Wow, that was amazing! Do that again!"
So the man runs, jumps, and smashes his face into the bell.
BONNNG!
"Wow, that was amazing! Do that again and you got the job!"
So the man runs, jumps, misses the bell, flies out the window to the street forty feet below.
When the priest runs downstairs, a cop is already standing over the body.
"Excuse me, Father, do you know the name of this man?"
"No. BUT HIS FACE RINGS A BELL!"
"Excuse me, I'm looking for my brother."
"I'm not a brother, I'm the father."
"Father I need a job!"
"Can you ring bells?"
"Can I ring bells? Watch this!"
So they go up to the tower and the man runs, jumps, and smashes his face into the bell.
BONNNG!
"Wow, that was amazing! Do that again!"
So the man runs, jumps, and smashes his face into the bell.
BONNNG!
"Wow, that was amazing! Do that again and you got the job!"
So the man runs, jumps, misses the bell, flies out the window to the street forty feet below.
When the priest runs downstairs, a cop is already standing over the body.
"Excuse me, Father, do you know the name of this man?"
"No. BUT HIS FACE RINGS A BELL!"