some of this was actually spoken outside of my mind

[fiveseconddelay]

Jaki: "If we don't care about these characters, it's just a story of idiots and whores!"
Josh: "Like the story of my life?"
Alan: "But Josh, you are no idiot."
...
Alan: "Speaking of which, how come I didn't get my 'Year of Being Stupid' you are supposed to have when you split up?!"
Josh: "Oh, I'm sure you can still have that."
Jaki: "If you want, Alan, you can have a whole 'Life of Being Stupid'!"
Josh: "But Alan, you are no idiot."

Notice how I used the much nicer ending than:
"The jury is still out on that."