My tweets

[fivepeas_please]

• Thu, 16:16: A couple in the store today were singing along to ''Sweet Caroline'' while they held hands. I cried.
• Thu, 18:33: I have no idea how to pronounce quinoa, but I cook with it enough that I buy it monthly. #dumb
• Thu, 23:50: This is one of those days I'd have preferred to sleep through. #livingnightmare