003 ☆ Video

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[A mess of wild, unkempt brown hair can be seen cascaded over a tanned, dirtied and bruised face. The direction of the feed is strange and awkwardly angled; the fragmented remains of green and white armor, and shredded black giving way to an equally bruised and burnt chest appear alarming. The barely distinguishable sand the body rests on and the

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Voice.

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I - [Where to even start, let's just go with...] I, uh... I fell. Landed pretty hard, too.

[This guy sounds strangely familiar, in voice but not in mannerism. He can't help but ask, though.]

Bunny... [He pauses, sounds almost hesitant.] Is that you?

[And no, he totally didn't check the caller ID.]

Voice.

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These wounds aren't even minor! I was just a little out of it, that's all.

[He's lying.

But moving on, that answers that question.]

You... kind of sound like someone I know? N-never mind, it's not important.

Voice.

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Thanks for worrying....

Not surprised, Bunny's pretty quiet. [A quiet grunt at the name.] Kotetsu. Sorry about the mixup!

Voice.

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I think he'd kick back, actually.

[Guess who hasn't encountered the otherworldly being issue, yet.]

Do you even have to ask? [He pauses, too.] Aren't you?

Voice.

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He can be, but he's my partner so I tolerate it.

[A short laugh.]

.... I did talk to a dog that could write, actually. That was new.

Voice.

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Ah. Then you have my sympathies!

[He laughs, because only he laughs at his own jokes.]

I'm starting to see that. I just went home for a week and woke up here again. This is weird, too.

Voice.

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I'm not sure.

I fell asleep here, then I woke up back home. I... [passed out.] fell asleep back home, and then I woke up here!

Voice.

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You don't have to yell! It's not my fault that I can't remember!