Stake 001

[fivebyfivebaby]

What the fuck! Seriously this isn’t fucking funny anymore! I swear if The Powers That Be or whoever the fuck is in charge of the shitstorm that is my life make me come up there I am ready to lay down some serious beatings! I can’t get this thing off my arm no matter how much I beat it against the wall and wrench and pull. I can’t even stake it

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[ninjamalaproper]

This is no Hell dimension, unfortunately.

I feel your pain.

[fivebyfivebaby]

There are Hell dimensions lady. Some friends of mine have been to 'em.

Yeah. I'm about ready to cut or shoot something.

[ninjamalaproper]

I did not deny their existence, I just said that this is not one of them.

I identify. Have you hid your weapons yet? Grif and I both have guns with us.

[fivebyfivebaby]

How do you know that?

Hide them? Why would I hide them? You stay armed at all times. Who's Grif? And who're you?

[ninjamalaproper]

Because there is an angel here.

I am Ziva. I work for NCIS. And you need to hide them because of the children here!

Grif is a member of the army who also lives here at the house.

[fivebyfivebaby]

An angel or just Angel?

Ziva. I'm Faith. Hell, if kids are nosy enough to play with weapons then they'll learn not to in the future.

Army and NCIS? Fucking great.

[ninjamalaproper]

An angel. Castiel.

That is not the way to handle children.

I am more impressed that you know what NCIS stands for. We are a very small agency.

[fivebyfivebaby]

Jesus, so they're real. Well, guess if demons were they were bound to be too.

Way I was handled, I turned out just fine.

It's in my best interests to know those sort of things.

[ninjamalaproper]

He is currently an 8-year-old though and running around the house.

Oh yes, fine indeed.

Do you work intimately with the Navy?

[fivebyfivebaby]

What the fuck? Some age reversal spell? I got sent here to deal with this shit?

I'm alive. Obviously taught me to keep my sticky little fingers to myself.

Lady, do I look like I work with the Navy?

[ninjamalaproper]

At least you have not been here as long as some of the others. I feel bad for them.

Keep your 'sticky little fingers' away from me.

I do not know! We work with a variety of people who do and do not look like they work with the Navy.

[fivebyfivebaby]

Like who?

Why would I put my 'sticky little fingers' near you? You keep yours away from me too!

Let's put it this way: I've probably been on the same side as some of the folks you investigate.

[ninjamalaproper]

Tonks, Olive, Grif, Lily, to name a few.

I do not have sticky little fingers.

Comforting. And I just told one little girl there were no bad people here.

[fivebyfivebaby]

How many brats are roaming the halls unchecked then?

You sure about that?

I'm not a bad person! I take down bad things you wouldn't even know how to tackle!

[ninjamalaproper]

Too many.

I am very sure of that.

And you are such an excellent role model to these children, I am sure.

[fivebyfivebaby]

Hasn't anyone rounded them all up into one room yet?

Keep away from my weapons anyway. Or I'll snap 'em.

Hey, I helped look after a bunch of teenage girls and trained 'em all up! No one died or got seriously injured!