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Stake 014 [action]

Apr 08, 2009 10:05

[Faith is in the lounge, drinking a beer and smoking and watching scary movies. She's trying to ignore the small children and has the TV turned up loud enough to deafen anyone and she's got the remote in her back pocket.]

Can't believe I have to put up with this bullshit again. I got here and kid invasion and now another one. At least no one is ( Read more... )

do not want, kids, scary movies, not this shit again

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ninjamalaproper April 8 2009, 13:43:26 UTC

We are supposed to be using the lounge to watch kids movies and just otherwise keep them entertained.

fivebyfivebaby April 8 2009, 16:01:02 UTC

I really couldn't give a fuck Ziva. Leave me alone.

ninjamalaproper April 8 2009, 16:06:27 UTC

I was not trying to antagonize you. If you would like to help, you can.

fivebyfivebaby April 8 2009, 16:11:23 UTC

Are you askin' me to help with the kids? Yeah I can see that goin' well. Teenagers I can handle. Kids? I'd fuck them up.

Just leave me alone woman.

ninjamalaproper April 8 2009, 16:26:12 UTC

Faith, please.

Please help us.

fivebyfivebaby April 8 2009, 16:29:33 UTC

How about no? I don't exactly know what a normal childhood is so let me get drunk and pretend none of this is happenin', watchin' my zombie movies.

ninjamalaproper April 8 2009, 16:33:07 UTC

Faith.

fivebyfivebaby April 8 2009, 16:35:55 UTC

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ninjamalaproper April 8 2009, 16:37:13 UTC

...you would be able to talk up Tony. And I would owe you.

fivebyfivebaby April 8 2009, 16:38:15 UTC

"Talk up"? Ziva, why would I want to watch you and the guy you spooge over playin' happy screwed up families? I don't do family.

ninjamalaproper April 8 2009, 17:04:54 UTC

No I meant that I could watch the kids and you could talk to him. He's an adult and would be better company than any five-year-old.

fivebyfivebaby April 8 2009, 17:07:06 UTC

What if I'd rather have leeches suck out my eyeballs than talk to him?

ninjamalaproper April 8 2009, 17:07:59 UTC

He is not that bad. Sure, perhaps a little childish at times, but he is a good man.

fivebyfivebaby April 8 2009, 17:11:06 UTC

I don't like good men. I like losers, kleptos and deadbeats.

Seriously, can't a woman have a beer and watch hours of gore without someone tryin' to guilt trip her?

ninjamalaproper April 8 2009, 17:14:36 UTC

I am not trying to guilt trip you.

...could you at least relinquish the lounge so we may use it to keep the children entertained?

fivebyfivebaby April 8 2009, 17:15:25 UTC

Yes you are.

No. Not happenin'.

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