ooc: ZIVA DX
Stalkers are twats. A cautionary tale from fivebyfivebaby.
ninjamalaproper is stalking fivebyfivebabyninjamalaproper's REAL name :Mangum Colemanninjamalaproper's REAL DOB :11th March 1977Height :182 cmWeight : 92.7 kgninjamalaproper has dreamt about you :3 timesninjamalaproper became interested in you :14th January 2006ninjamalaproper's latest dream about youYou and ninjamalaproper are in a bar. ninjamalaproper carries you up onto the pool table and begins undressing you. ninjamalaproper starts to whip you around the ass with your own jeans.This is how ninjamalaproper describes your relationship behind your back'It's all gone to shit. I can't be without her. Tonight's the night that I end it all. Where the fuck did I put the shotgun?'ninjamalaproper's been stealing stuff from your house too.ninjamalaproper has a habit of searching fivebyfivebaby's home for sex toys and 'borrowing' any that they find.They've even started modifying their body for youninjamalaproper has tattooed their mental image of your genetalia onto their upper forearm.They sent the following message to you in a ValentinesI think I love you. Actually I know I love you. The ouijaboard said it was true. It told me to tell you that if you do not reciprocate my love you'll get an arrow in the head.
The Police No. calls to the police :2 timesYour Last Call to The Police"I think there's a bomb in our house. My friend left a rucksack in here and I can hear ticking."ninjamalaproper's Police FileSociety will be much more dangerous if ninjamalaproper is free.
Testimonies about ninjamalaproper
passionate_wind - Rotten heathen
'Jesus fuck! You've got to be joking?!??! ninjamalaproper? A pervert? It's quite funny now I think about it. What an idiot!'
moonymarauds - Ex-priest
'To be honest I think fivebyfivebaby and ninjamalaproper deserve each other. Both of them are fucking idiots.'
xxpaparazzi - Overweight cult comedian
'ninjamalaproper is pointlessness personified. I just wish they'd kill themselves or something.'
myultimatehigh - Stoner of the crows
'Uncool and unhip ninjamalaproper is just plain shit!'