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last weekend i went to a ridiculous house party in missisauga. sooo much fun. however, the night before the party, we were walking home from some shitty bar and all of a sudden the guys i was with were talking like i knew how to do a back flip. i couldn't remember whether i'd actually done one before that they had seen. i mean, i always have aspired to be either a ninja or a catterpillar when i grew up, so i hoped that i was able to do a backflip, but couldn't for the life of me remember.
of course, i started running towards this light post and running up it. let's be serious here, there was no fucking way i would have done a flip like that. after like 8 minutes of that, i decided that i should try some other method of flipping. i decided that if i had my arms around two of the guys that were there, they could help me show how acrobaticalistic i am. so there i went. up and over. and my right foot nailed the landing.
of course, my left foot...
i was pretty useless after that. i fucked that foot up royal. i'm still on crutches, and my foot's all bruised and green now. it really hurts, but, on the plus side, it's the perfect excuse to do nothing but watch movies.
two days after the incident:
i'll spare you the discomfort of seeing what it looks like now.
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i have 4 very sexy invitations for g-mail accounts to distribute. if you don't know what g-mail is, you don't get one. if you don't know why g-mail is 123451249587324x better than hotmail, you don't get one. the rest of yous, who's interested?
last weekend i went to a ridiculous house party in missisauga. sooo much fun. however, the night before the party, we were walking home from some shitty bar and all of a sudden the guys i was with were talking like i knew how to do a back flip. i couldn't remember whether i'd actually done one before that they had seen. i mean, i always have aspired to be either a ninja or a catterpillar when i grew up, so i hoped that i was able to do a backflip, but couldn't for the life of me remember.
of course, i started running towards this light post and running up it. let's be serious here, there was no fucking way i would have done a flip like that. after like 8 minutes of that, i decided that i should try some other method of flipping. i decided that if i had my arms around two of the guys that were there, they could help me show how acrobaticalistic i am. so there i went. up and over. and my right foot nailed the landing.
of course, my left foot...
i was pretty useless after that. i fucked that foot up royal. i'm still on crutches, and my foot's all bruised and green now. it really hurts, but, on the plus side, it's the perfect excuse to do nothing but watch movies.
two days after the incident:
i'll spare you the discomfort of seeing what it looks like now.
item the second
i have 4 very sexy invitations for g-mail accounts to distribute. if you don't know what g-mail is, you don't get one. if you don't know why g-mail is 123451249587324x better than hotmail, you don't get one. the rest of yous, who's interested?