Death and a half today
Fucking A i hate being ill. So yesterday i wake up and am incredibly soar all over, regardless i go to work because of the time and a half on easter. I was scheduled to work from 7-3 but i left at 11 do to the condition of my health. so i go home and lay around all day and i take my temperature and it went from 99.3 to 100.06 then back down to 87.5 before bed. So i couldnt sleep for the life of me so after a couple hours of incredible pain and discomfort i fall asleep. I also called into work for this morning dispite the fact they calling me asking why i wasnt at work, turns out the erp store guy is an idiot. so when i awoke this morning my heart was trying to escape from my chest. It was the worst feeling ever, so i call my mother and she decides to call my doctor who inturn tells me to go to the emergency room. So i get there and they take me in and strip me of my shirt and poke and prod me with varies items. Those sons of bitches made me breath deep and thats in fact when my chest hurts the most yet they insisted on me doing over a dozen times. finally they take me to get x-rays and i almost passed out. The lady made me stand against this machine all weird and take deep breathes and hold it and then next thing i know my eyes are going blurry and i cant hear out of my right ear. Then i almost vomited, lucky for xray michelle i held it back. then they take me back to my room and tell me im fine. And this stupid cunt of a nurse kept saying everything was normal then would glance at me and say well not "normal" and make the quotations with her hands, i almost got up and roundhoused her but norris would have been upset if i took his trade mark move so i just grunted in discomfort and anquish. So i leave and they give me 600mg of ibprofon which let me tell you does not a damn thing. so not only do i not know whats wrong with me i do not know how it happened, ellen has some theories but they dont really add up. something about a sneaking bird giving me a disease because "they always have diseases." i think i may have convinced her that her theory its nutso but we'll see. so her i sit on my bed with my laptop wishing i didnt feel like lucaver was trying to explode my body about the house. my house that apparently reaks of dead bird according to ellen. either way im going to see how many ib profon i can swallow in two minutes. Enjoy