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[fitzkreiner]

Think I will put Nine in charge of the Stag Night, as he is reasonably sane. Not that I don't trust the rest of you, just that I... don't trust the rest of you.

Oh God what am I doing I will hate it and want to die I'm not ready for this what the fuck was I thinking I want to die and I bet she has about a hundred kids and makes me do house work

Comments

[trionbabe]

Good to see you so happy, Fitz. I mean, if it were me I'd be absolutely terrified to be forced into so much responsibility. And with Tegan of all people. I mean, it's not that I think she'd break your heart again but... *thinks* Well, I'm sure she wouldn't intentionally break your heart again...

You're a stronger man than I *cheerful pat on the back*

[fitzkreiner]

*cries*

[benny_surprise]

Stag Night? Hoi, Tegan! You want one as well? ;)

[fitzkreiner]

She can have a Hen Night is she really must. But no alcohol at it.

[peribrown]

What do you mean, no alcohol at the bachelorette party? Are you come kind of nut? That's the only way to get through a bachelorette party. Well, that and all the well-endowed male strippers....

[tegan_lj]

STIPPERS?!

*gapes*

I wonder why all women don't get married if that's before it...

[tegan_lj]

Are you really happy, Kreiner?

[fitzkreiner]

Yes, my love.

[tegan_lj]

Really, my dear?

[thetweedone]

A wise choice if I may say so.

Richey is looking forward to providing the entertainment, and Gerald is already composing a speech for the occasion. It should be delightful.