actual conversation theatre, featuring fern greenleaf
Ms. Fitz Clementine: Wait. Waitwaitwait. His actual name is "Will B. Cumming?" Seriously?
Ms. Fern Greenleaf: Yeah. I think it's cute. ::giggle::
Ms. Clementine: Agh... that's so dirty! ::laugh::
Ms. Greenleaf: Wait, why is it dirty?
Ms. Clementine: You really don't know?
Ms. Greenleaf: No.
Ms. Clementine: (speaking very slowly) Will...Be...Cumming. Cumming.
Ms. Greenleaf: I don't get it.
Ms. Clementine: Yeah. Well, too bad. I'm not gonna explain this one. You'll have to figure it out on your own.
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Fitz Clementine: No, I mean it, even if you think you don't like any film made before 1950, Metropolis is a great movie! It has a robot lady in it.
Will B. Cumming: I don't trust robots. They give me the creeps.
Fitz Clementine: Well, you shouldn't trust this one. An evil mad scientist builds her to infiltrate the workers' rebellion.
Fern Greenleaf: You know, I bet if robots made science fiction movies, all the villains would be evil, malfunctioning humans.
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Fern Greenleaf: I don't think I can be an anarchist. I mean, I don't shoplift from Wal-Mart.
Fitz Clementine: You don't have to shoplift to be an anarchist, don't worry. And you don't have to be an anarchist to shoplift, either!
Fern Greenleaf: All the anarchists I know do it.