Students as Velociraptors Eating my Face
Suddenly, I have a deluge of emails asking why oh why have I failed? Despite not attending, or earning a 30% quiz average, or never ever ever turning in a single assignment on time and complete, or just being a big stupid moronface from the land of outrageous dunderheads, why have I failed?
Bah.
The future is grim and colorless.
Bah.
The future is grim and colorless.