Chickens, Doom, and Beedogs.
www.beedogs.com
Worst idea for a website in quite a while, I must say. Cheers to elrondhubbard who brought my awareness to this horrible place. =/
Work is a miasmatic cauldron of wasted life and the relentless search for a bigger bucket to hold the amount of bullshit that seems to be flowing freely through the workplace these days.
Our mission statement is now _officially_: "Make buckets of cash, by any means necessary". This was, of course, stolen from a panel of "Savage Chickens", by Doug Savage, which I recommend everyone check out Right Now. Many though they are, favourites include:
http://www.savagechickens.com/blog/2006/03/mission-statement.html
http://www.savagechickens.com/blog/2005/10/automation.html
http://www.savagechickens.com/blog/2005/11/do-more-with-less.html
http://www.savagechickens.com/blog/2005/12/quarterly-meeting.html
http://www.savagechickens.com/blog/2006/02/lost.html
http://www.savagechickens.com/blog/2006/02/outside-box.html
http://www.savagechickens.com/blog/2006/03/sales-conference.html
See if you can spot the recurring theme; Hint: it's NOT chickens or robots. Or Robotic chickens, or even cowardly robots.
God I hate workplaces like mine. Better than getting stabbed by random drunked morons, but that's kinda like saying dying of thirst is better than falling into an exploding volcano. Sure, with the thirst option you get more lifetime to ponder things, but chances are you'll only be pondering why you didn't throw yourself into the volcano when you had the chance to make a quick end of it, and how very much you'd like to think about anything BUT your own impending doom. *sigh*
I go now!
Worst idea for a website in quite a while, I must say. Cheers to elrondhubbard who brought my awareness to this horrible place. =/
Work is a miasmatic cauldron of wasted life and the relentless search for a bigger bucket to hold the amount of bullshit that seems to be flowing freely through the workplace these days.
Our mission statement is now _officially_: "Make buckets of cash, by any means necessary". This was, of course, stolen from a panel of "Savage Chickens", by Doug Savage, which I recommend everyone check out Right Now. Many though they are, favourites include:
http://www.savagechickens.com/blog/2006/03/mission-statement.html
http://www.savagechickens.com/blog/2005/10/automation.html
http://www.savagechickens.com/blog/2005/11/do-more-with-less.html
http://www.savagechickens.com/blog/2005/12/quarterly-meeting.html
http://www.savagechickens.com/blog/2006/02/lost.html
http://www.savagechickens.com/blog/2006/02/outside-box.html
http://www.savagechickens.com/blog/2006/03/sales-conference.html
See if you can spot the recurring theme; Hint: it's NOT chickens or robots. Or Robotic chickens, or even cowardly robots.
God I hate workplaces like mine. Better than getting stabbed by random drunked morons, but that's kinda like saying dying of thirst is better than falling into an exploding volcano. Sure, with the thirst option you get more lifetime to ponder things, but chances are you'll only be pondering why you didn't throw yourself into the volcano when you had the chance to make a quick end of it, and how very much you'd like to think about anything BUT your own impending doom. *sigh*
I go now!