"What's the *harm*?? Poor Citizen, obviously you have not read enough, ohohoho! If a superhero were to reveal his -- or her -- secret identity, he -- or she -- would have supervillains breaking down the door all of the time, ready for combat! Never a moment's peace and quiet at all! It would just be go, go, go, go! How could a decent superhero ever have a shot at a normal existence??"
There's only static in reply. Then a lot of whistles and warbles, as though the equipment were trying to find another frequency -- followed by Amelia's voice, normal this time.
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"Yes, Citizen? It is I!"
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"No good hero -- or superhero, for that matter -- ever reveals their secret identity! It's very rude to ask!"
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"What's the *harm*?? Poor Citizen, obviously you have not read enough, ohohoho! If a superhero were to reveal his -- or her -- secret identity, he -- or she -- would have supervillains breaking down the door all of the time, ready for combat! Never a moment's peace and quiet at all! It would just be go, go, go, go! How could a decent superhero ever have a shot at a normal existence??"
"Plus it's just not done."
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"And what chance would such a superhero ever have at romance?"
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It is a hazardous road to walk, Citizen, but those who choose to walk it must walk it boldly in the name of Justice!
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"I was speaking completely hypothetically!"
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Ne, Shiki?
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