i want to appeal to y'all people with your faculties 'cause everybody else is gonna laugh at me
scene: me and andrew getting semi-ridiculous haircuts while attempting to argue with a horribly superficial and annoying gay stereotype hairdresser who's staying here...at one AM. i look like a mean androgyny poster girl again. again. great. not what i'd planned.
guy: "i just want to put some highlights in your HAIR!"
me: "no chemicals, please"
guy: "well...(blah blah blah)...when you do your gel in the morning...blah blah"
me: "i won't ever touch my hair again. i put no effort into maintaining haircuts because i just agreed to let you do this for fun"
andrew: "she won't"
guy ignores us and blabs about how nobody appreciates what we do here except him and he is extremely superficial and shallow...
god.
now he's butchering andrew and i'm worried. better check on him.
guy: "i just want to put some highlights in your HAIR!"
me: "no chemicals, please"
guy: "well...(blah blah blah)...when you do your gel in the morning...blah blah"
me: "i won't ever touch my hair again. i put no effort into maintaining haircuts because i just agreed to let you do this for fun"
andrew: "she won't"
guy ignores us and blabs about how nobody appreciates what we do here except him and he is extremely superficial and shallow...
god.
now he's butchering andrew and i'm worried. better check on him.