Comments | fist_of_win: I HATH RETURNED

fist_of_win

I HATH RETURNED

May 18, 2011 01:30

I'M BACK.

WHO THE HELL WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DRIVER'S ED? IT'S COMPLETELY LAME. I WON'T ACCEPT NORMAL DRIVING. I AM KICKING YOU OUT, NERD, AND TAKING YOUR PLACE. FINAL EXAM IS ALL GOROH.

YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE. GO WATCH A NERD MOVIE OR DO NERD THINGS.
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW ME, MY NAME IS
( HUGE TEXT )

flames on the side of my name, goroh in red

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1/2 pedaltothemetal May 18 2011, 05:32:33 UTC

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pedaltothemetal May 18 2011, 05:36:48 UTC

Go.

Home.

fist_of_win May 18 2011, 05:39:26 UTC

I SEE YOU'VE CONTINUED TO GET FAT AROUND HERE.

pedaltothemetal May 18 2011, 05:41:13 UTC

I see you've continued to be a complete and total buttwipe.

Don't you like...have a kid to raise? Isn't that why you left in the first place? Go raise him.

fist_of_win May 18 2011, 05:42:58 UTC

I SEE YOU CONTINUE TO BE A MILD SOURCE OF ENTERTAINMENT, FLAMING HOBO.

DAI CAN TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF. HE'S FOURTEEN.

pedaltothemetal May 18 2011, 05:44:57 UTC

Wonderful. He must finally be potty trained, and able to read. I bet you are so proud.

fist_of_win May 18 2011, 05:49:33 UTC

AND YET YOU STILL HAVE PROBLEMS WITH BOTH.

DID YOU FALL DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS LATELY.

pedaltothemetal May 18 2011, 05:51:44 UTC

Wrong answer, thanks for playing.

fist_of_win May 18 2011, 05:58:17 UTC

LAUGH A MINUTE, LET ME TELL YOU. PLEASE, ENLIGHTEN ME MORE WITH YOUR SHARP WHIT.

[See what I did thar]

pedaltothemetal May 18 2011, 06:03:37 UTC

[If I had a dollar for every time someone made that joke I would be very rich, let me tell you.]

I will write in very clear text so that your underdeveloped, proto-simian brain can understand.

GO

HOME

fist_of_win May 18 2011, 06:07:28 UTC

NOPE.

pedaltothemetal May 18 2011, 06:15:20 UTC

The fact that you have absolutely nothing better to do in your miserable, second-place life than come back here with the express purpose of being a thorn in my side (you know, instead of finding a fucking hobby like a normal, well-adjusted person who does not obsess over a completely superior human being who is consistently better in absolutely everything) is so unspeakably pathetic that I can barely fathom the depths of how pathetic it really is.

You are so pathetic. You are the Mariana trench of pathetic.

fist_of_win May 18 2011, 08:20:48 UTC

...OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I CAME BACK FOR YOU ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH ME OR SOMETHING YOU SACK OF SHIT GET OUT. IT'S DISGUSTING AND PATHETIC.

I'M HERE TO TEACH THE KIDS STOP THINKING THE UNIVERSE REVOLVES AROUND YOU.

pedaltothemetal May 18 2011, 15:13:28 UTC

WELL there is no Tony to corrupt and no EVA to fuck, so I reached the next logical conclusion, you sad, pathetic waste of life.

Drop the red text. It's fucking annoying and you're not fooling anyone, you fake-ass fake.

badasscopters May 18 2011, 19:35:36 UTC

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fist_of_win May 18 2011, 23:00:24 UTC

You're just jealous because the kids I corrupt still like me.

NO I REALLY THINK YOU WISHED I WANTED TO SCREW YOU IF YOU THINK THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IN MY LIFE. I'LL LEAVE THAT TO ALL THE OTHER RACERS WHO WANTS TO KILL YOU. NICE TO SEE THAT YOUR LACK OF BRAINS ONLY CONTINUES TO ROT AWAY AS TIME GOES ON, DOUCHEFACE.

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