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[fist_of_the_sun]

To: Ryo-chan
From: Guess who~?

Missing someone~?

ooc: |D Someone's been having fun.

Comments

[sunday_extreme]

To: That Guy
From: Sasagawa Ryohei

i'm not in the mood fo--wait, huh?

[sunday_extreme]

ooc: Also, OMFG APHEX TWIIIN.

[fist_of_the_sun]

To: Ryo-chan~
From: Your BFF Lussy~

Mmm~ She's very cute~

[sunday_extreme]

To: DIRTY FUCKEN BASTARD
From: Sasagawa Ryohei

what the fuck did you do?! where is she?!

[fist_of_the_sun]

To: Ryo-chan~
From: Me!

Where, indeed~? Wouldn't you like to know?

[sunday_extreme]

To: DIRTY FUCKEN BASTARD WITH A DEATH WISH
From: Sasagawa Ryohei

answer me or i'll--fuck, give her back! i'llkillyou asd bdfdsfds -accidental key smash, due to the fact that he's gripping the phone so hard that it's making awful cracking sounds D:-

[fist_of_the_sun]

To: You should take some calcium for that anger~
From: Lussuria!

She's with me~?

ooc: XD Aww <3 Ryohei~ <3

[sunday_extreme]

To: OR I COULD BREAK YOUR JAW
From: Sasagawa Ryohei

so then where are you?! asdsrunajndedb

[fist_of_the_sun]

To: But, you know I'd enjoy that too much~
From: Lus~su~ri~a~

Out and about~

[sunday_extreme]

To: URghsdlkfjb
From: Sasagawa Ryohei

words! adjectives! nouns! adverbs! use them to the limit asldgjf i'llKILLyou

[fist_of_the_sun]

To: How unattractive~
From: Lussuria~

A word: Sister
An adjective: Pink
A noun: Skirt
An adverb: Lasciviously~?

[sunday_extreme]

To: YOUR FACE
From: Sasagawa Ryohei

forget words! real men don't need them adslfjkbadslfj
i'll kill you
i'll kill you
i'll kill you
i'll kill you so hard

[fist_of_the_sun]

To: Sweetcheeks
From: Lussuria

Love you, too~

[sunday_extreme]

To: ARGH
From: Sasagawa Ryohei

extreme shut the hell up! where's kyoko, lussuria?! don't fuck with me right now

[fist_of_the_sun]

To: <3!
From: Lussuria~

Mmm~ Say please?

[sunday_extreme]

To: ...Lussuria
From: Sasagawa Ryohei

asdklfjs -key smash!- ...please.