His Car is Warm and Dry --
This year's already boring as fuck. What happened to the fights, all that bullshit highschoool drama you see on TV, and all the fucking booze!?
YOU GUYS ARE BORING.
Anyway, I'm hittin' up a concert soon. stole got some V.I.P. tickets to see a band that branched off from this city here, makin' a comeback stop on their tour. Gaara, fuck the movies, we're going to see this concert.
Took Jaggerjack in for shots and all that bullshit. They gave me the option of spaying him, but I don't know if I can. I mean, damn, if I were a guy, I wouldn't want my dick whacked off. And it's not like there're any female cats in this dorm, so he can't go around fucking them.
And his hairball problem's apparently fixed. He's a furry peice of shit, so that's why he was hacking up so much. I got some stuff to control that. Oh, and Nezumi -- I got his nails clipped.
WE WIN.
Now y'just have to watch out for when he goes on murderous teething sprees.
Anyone hit up Pirates of the Carribean 2? FUCKING AWESOME. Can't wait for part three. I'm hopin' Jack gets to fight more next movie. And what the fuck are you people saying it's gross for? Tentacle monsters, eyeballs, still-beating hearts and CGI hybrid freakpeople. Hardly a reason to get sick during a movie, pussies.
When I went to see it, there was this group of people in pirate costumes (some kids too, but they were all party city peice of shits; these older fuckers were FANATICS.) so I took a picture with 'em, but fuck me if I can find my phone right now. Whatever though, great movie. BY THE WAY, STAY UNTIL AFTER THE CREDITS. DON'T BE A DUMBASS AND LEAVE.
Haha. Fuckin' dog.
YOU GUYS ARE BORING.
Anyway, I'm hittin' up a concert soon. stole got some V.I.P. tickets to see a band that branched off from this city here, makin' a comeback stop on their tour. Gaara, fuck the movies, we're going to see this concert.
Took Jaggerjack in for shots and all that bullshit. They gave me the option of spaying him, but I don't know if I can. I mean, damn, if I were a guy, I wouldn't want my dick whacked off. And it's not like there're any female cats in this dorm, so he can't go around fucking them.
And his hairball problem's apparently fixed. He's a furry peice of shit, so that's why he was hacking up so much. I got some stuff to control that. Oh, and Nezumi -- I got his nails clipped.
WE WIN.
Now y'just have to watch out for when he goes on murderous teething sprees.
Anyone hit up Pirates of the Carribean 2? FUCKING AWESOME. Can't wait for part three. I'm hopin' Jack gets to fight more next movie. And what the fuck are you people saying it's gross for? Tentacle monsters, eyeballs, still-beating hearts and CGI hybrid freakpeople. Hardly a reason to get sick during a movie, pussies.
When I went to see it, there was this group of people in pirate costumes (some kids too, but they were all party city peice of shits; these older fuckers were FANATICS.) so I took a picture with 'em, but fuck me if I can find my phone right now. Whatever though, great movie. BY THE WAY, STAY UNTIL AFTER THE CREDITS. DON'T BE A DUMBASS AND LEAVE.
Haha. Fuckin' dog.