I HATH RETURNED

[fist_of_win]

I'M BACK.

WHO THE HELL WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DRIVER'S ED? IT'S COMPLETELY LAME. I WON'T ACCEPT NORMAL DRIVING. I AM KICKING YOU OUT, NERD, AND TAKING YOUR PLACE. FINAL EXAM IS ALL GOROH.

YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE. GO WATCH A NERD MOVIE OR DO NERD THINGS.
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW ME, MY NAME IS

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[fist_of_win]

[Congrats Vinnie, Ninjas mysteriously appeared in your room and replaced your keyboard before you could go SAY WHAAAAT?]

[punchtheflowers]

[Just... just...

HE'S NOT EVEN GOING TO QUESTION IT ANYMORE, GOD-FUCKING-DAMN.]

[fist_of_win]

[Amazing what you can do when you have everyone's dorm number]

BETTER?

[punchtheflowers]

Yeah. Thanks.

...You have fuckin' ninjas.

[fist_of_win]

I HAVE A LOT OF THINGS. LIKE THE FIRE STINGRAY.

[punchtheflowers]

A Fire/Water Type sounds like the exact goddamn opposite of anything that could possibly exist in real life.

[fist_of_win]

IT'S MY F-ZERO RACING VEHICLE.

[punchtheflowers]

OH OKAY THAT THING LOOKS FUCKING SWEET

THAT IS THE MANLIEST VEHICLE I HAVE EVER SEEN

[fist_of_win]

[FUCKING. FINALLY. SOMEONE GETS IT.]

DAMN RIGHT IT IS THE MANLIEST VEHICLE EVER.

Goroh is contagious

[punchtheflowers]

FUCK YES ANOTHER PERSON WITH MANLY TASTE

ALL RIGHT IF YOUR CLASS IS AS BADASS AS THAT PINK FLOATING CAR< I"M

WAIT< WHAT THE HELL

IS THE SHIFT KEY FUCKIN" BROKEN AGAIN?

[yellow_binesi]

YOU RETARD STOP SCREWING UP YOUR SHIFT KEY

USE CAPS LOCK DUMBSHIT

[fist_of_win]

LISTEN TO THE ABSTINENCE GUY.

[yellow_binesi]

SHUT UP ABOUT ABSTWHATEVER SHIT

GODDAMN

[punchtheflowers]

HAHAHA OH GOD THAT"S RICH> IS HE SERIOUS?

I DIDN"T THINK YOU WERE THE TYPE

[yellow_binesi]

SHUT UP YOU STINKING OVERGROWN FLOWER

HE HAS THAT EFFECT

[fist_of_win]

YOU NEED TO USE CAPS LOCK INSTEAD OF THE SHIFT KEY NEXT TIME.

[Oh look it's the Ninjas again. This time they leave and there is no keyboard.

What. What.

What.

Oh there's that rock in front. What does it do?]



[HOLY FUCKING SHIT]