[DATING SIM] Internet Café

[crisiscontrol]

[Have you failed at social interactions before? Can't charm your way out of a cardboard box? Or do you just want to try something new? Then you should come to the new Internet Café! Just choose a screen name (either use your journal name or come up with something creative), sign on, and IM each other. If you're lucky, maybe you'll get invited to

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[gynophobiafuel]

[Hell yes, time to cyberstalk people! SexyNakedChick69 has signed in. This should get some attention. :3]

[crisiscontrol]

[crisiscontrol has sent you a message. Do you accept?]

[gynophobiafuel]

[Crisiscontrol? Not very likely with her around. But a challenge? How exciting! She clicks yes. :3]

[crisiscontrol]

crisiscontrol: hey bby, lookin for some fun?

[gynophobiafuel]

SexyNakedChick69: I sure am! Where do you want to meet? :)

[Too bad her kind of fun probably wasn't his kind of fun.]

[crisiscontrol]

crisiscontrol: do u have any pics first?
crisiscontrol: just to make sure ur not underage or something lol

[gynophobiafuel]

[Oh shoot! After looking at the manual, she figured out how to Google "sexy naked chick" into the image search. She didn't know how to take the safe search off, so she pulled up the first decent pic she could find.]

SexyNakedChick: http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Audrina-Patridge-th01.jpg

SexyNakedChick: Heehee, do I look okay? :)

[crisiscontrol]

crisiscontrol: Yeah, ur really sexy ;)
crisiscontrol: haha this is my pic http://asia.hacca.jp/mgs/illust/snake_fude.jpg

[gynophobiafuel]

SexyNakedChick69: ur lookin pretty good too ;)
SexyNakedChick69: so wen do u want to meet?

[crisiscontrol]

crisiscontrol: thanks
crisiscontrol: Im free now, u?

[gynophobiafuel]

SexyNakedChick69: im free whenever u want me ;)

[crisiscontrol]

crisiscontrol: cool. Where should we meet?

[gynophobiafuel]

SexyNakedChick69: where r u? ill come to u.

[Good thing she was on a computer, otherwise that would sound a whole lot creepier.]

[crisiscontrol]

[He looks around a bit suspiciously, but this was a public place and judging by her picture, this woman wasn't much of a danger]

crisiscontrol: Ill wave my hand around and u will see

[lifts up one arm and waves it for her]

[gynophobiafuel]

[Grinning, Fear turned her stealth camouflage on, and jumped to the ceiling to have a better view. Searching around, she spotted the man waving his hand around. Giggling briefly, she chose to just merely travel to a spot above him on the ceiling.]

I can seeeee you~!

[If this didn't creep him out, she'd see what else she could pull~]

[crisiscontrol]

[He looks up when he hears that voice, but who did he really expect to see on the ceiling?]

Huh?