it was bound to happen sooner or later...

Sep 27, 2008 00:58

[Octopus has found a room with a pleasantly cool place in the mountains within. There's a multitude of small, spring-fed pools of water spread out around the door, some with tall, upright bamboo poles sticking out of them.]

Heh. Kinda nice in here. ...tranquil.

[He wades into one of the nearby pools- except it's a lot deeper than he thought, so he plunges to the bottom instead. A few seconds later she resurfaces, sputtering.] Dammi-- !!!

Crap, there's genderbendin' water too? [She hoists her sodden self from the pool and sits upon the grass, muttering to herself as she wrings out her hat and coat.] Least it'll only last a few days...

[[That's right, Octopus has found the cursed Jusenkyo springs of Ranma 1/2, by now one of the most convenient excuses for genderbending in any fandom! Of course, you don't have to fall into the Spring of Drowned Girl/Boy (unless you were originally one and are looking for a cure, that is), you could turn into a panda or a ninja or a shota or a jackalope... Regardless, you won't be yourself again until you're splashed with hot water, after which you'll be back to normal... until your next contact with cold water, that is... BWAHAHA.

Or, y'know, you could just mock Octopus' plight. Especially since she's wearing a white t-shirt with no bra....]]

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