BDSM, huh?

[volginswaifu]

[Yes indeed, an entire room filled with anything you could possibly imagine. Raikov was nothing short of ecstatic when he found the place, testing out whips and gags, blindfolds and handcuffs, not to mention a few intricate knives.]

[...and ginger root.[Oh, he was in heaven! Unfortunately, anybody who walked in at any given moment might not be,

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[leashedliquid]

[He has found his place.]

[volginswaifu]

[No, you've found his place, now beat it!]

[Ivan steps over, giving him a dirty look with crossed arms.]

What do you think you're doing?

[leashedliquid]

I'm appreciating the selection.

[He shrugs on a black leather vest and makes a pleased murmur at the texture against his skin.]

[volginswaifu]

First come first serve! ...Although...

[He paces around the other man, cupping his chin curiously. Nope, doesn't recognize him from Cry Wolf at all.]

Maybe if you strike a pose, I'll let you stay~

[leashedliquid]

Wait a minute.

[He knows that smug, insufferable face.]

YOU!

[He lashes out with the nearest weapon, which happens to be a paddle not remotely meant for combat.]

[volginswaifu]

Huh?

[He jumps back, just dodging the paddle.] Hey--what's your problem?! If you didn't want to pose, just say so!

[In his defense he grabs a giant, floppy dildo.]

[leashedliquid]

You were behind that bloody game!

[He refuses to get hit by anything that ridiculous.]

You'll pay for toying with me!

[A flurry of paddle blows!]

[volginswaifu]

[Ivan managed to parry most of the paddle blows, however clumsily, with his giant dildo.]

What?! Are you still upset over that--get over yourself!

[A FLURRY OF DILDO-SLAPS! Boing.]

[leashedliquid]

Here's a deal - after I kill you, let's see how quickly you get over it!

[Liquid puts all his focus into dodging and blocking.]

[Then shouts and swings with all his might]

[volginswaifu]

I didn't kill you, it was Ocelot!

[Ivan puts his arms up to take the brunt of the blow instead of his poor noggin.]

You imbecile! If you want revenge, go take it out on Ocelot! You're the one who fell for his stupid tricks!

[He punctuates with a dildo being swung right for Liquid's groin.]

[leashedliquid]

Don't worry, I'll have my vengeance on him as well!

[The thing's not made for serious harm, but that should still be a nice bruise.]

[If you wanted to make Liquid less enraged, that is not the way to do it.] RRNGH!

[Liquid leaps back quickly enough to save his equipment, and right into a rack full of whips]

[volginswaifu]

Quit it!

[Ivan starts backing up, deflecting or dodging as many blows as he can. When he comes upon a rack filled with spiked accessories, he knocks it over in front of--possibly into--Liquid.]

I don't like Ocelot any more than you do! We could get him back together!

[leashedliquid]

As though I would be fool enough to trust you!

[Leather goods covered in spikes rain down on him. He swipes them aside.]

[He aims a vicious side kick at Raikov.]

[volginswaifu]

You're ridiculous!

[He was kicked into a rack of leather pants, tangled up in hangers and drawstrings until he ended up on the floor.]

Aah! [Ivan scrambled to get back up on his feet.]

[leashedliquid]

And you're as good as dead.

[He pulls out the SOCOM he found in a closet. His own weapon was left on the floor of a Snake's cabin.]

[He tries to move quickly enough to pin Raikov down with his boot before he can get up.]

After this, we'll call it even.

[volginswaifu]

W-wait--WAIT! [Ivan puts his hands up in his defense, looking considerably paler than usual, especially against all that black leather.]

You don't want to kill me...i-it was all Ocelot's idea to pick you off! It was Ocelot who planned everything, I o-only sat back and made announcements, I swear!

[He glances down at the boot briefly before his eyes return to the SOCOM.]